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Dead Sea: Don’t Go in the Water

Posted by: Craig Woolheater on January 15th, 2014

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We see a lot of Bigfoot Horror flicks, but not that many sea serpent ones…

Dead Sea is an action-scifi flick from writer and director Brandon Slagle. Cast members include scream queen Devanny Pinn (15 Til Midnight, The Black Dahlia Haunting), James Duval (Independence Day), Chanel Ryan (Bad Kids Go To Hell), Alexis Iacono (The Black Dahlia Haunting), Candace Kita (“Masked Rider, “Son of The Beach”), Tawny Amber Young (“Rock of Love”), “Ghost Hunters” Britt Griffith and K.J. McCormick, “Storage Wars” Jim Mitchell, Brandon Slagle (Patient Zero), Frederic Doss (Pot Zombies 2), Ryan Kiser (Truth or Dare), and many more!

“A Marine Biologist is thrust into the violent paranoia surrounding a town preparing for the return of a legendary serpentine creature.”

Watch the full trailer here!

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About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.


2 Responses to “Dead Sea: Don’t Go in the Water”

  1. DWA responds:

    OK, violent paranoia. So maybe it isn’t a sea serpent doing the killing. Got it.

    I mean, I’m presuming there’s killing. Why, the mammoth bangles on that wrist alone would make me angry enough.

    Oh, what’s all the red stuff? Is that how they fill a vacuum left by the withdrawal of the scientific mainstream from the question, or do they still use cotton for that? Inquiring minds and all.

  2. springheeledjack responds:

    Sweet…second rate horror flick with my favorite cryptid…I’m already popping corn! And since it’s second rate, they had to cut the budget back by making all female roles wear as little clothing as possible–you’d be surprised how much cash shoes, pants, shirts and coats cost for those things.

    In answer to your question DWA…it’s a well known fact that water cryptids always release a red bio-toxin just before attacking prey–it helps digest all the bangles. And there’s also a scientific reason monsters usually only attack college co-eds in bikinis…they have trouble digesting the cotton and polyester fabrics that people usually wear. It doesn’t sit well in the digestive tract (that and it helps budget costs–according to the rumor mill, Nessie won’t even star in one of these flicks anymore for less than seven figures–I know!)



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