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Killer Mermaids, Big Ass Spiders and Zombeavers

Posted by: Craig Woolheater on February 8th, 2014

A gaggle of Epic Pictures films…

Starring Franco Nero (Die Hard 2, Django, Django Unchained), Natalie Burn (The Expendables 3), Kristina Klebe (HALLOWEEN).

Two young women go on a Mediterranean vacation and uncover the watery lair of a killer mermaid hidden beneath an abandoned military fortress.

The unlikely heroic duo of a blue-collar exterminator (Greg Grunberg) and Latino security guard (Lombardo Boyar) must save the day when a giant spider escapes from a military lab and rampages the city of Los Angeles.

From the producers of CABIN FEVER, THE RING, WE’RE THE MILLERS, and AMERICAN PIE.

Three college girls go on a care-free vacation of drinking games, topless sunbathing, and sexual exploration. Their frolicking fun comes to an abrupt end when toxic zombie beavers try to EAT THEM.

About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster.




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