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Open Invitation to View Dyer’s Live Bigfoot

Posted by: Craig Woolheater on August 8th, 2013

I know people will complain that I posted this.

To me, it’s news.

I’m not endorsing this, merely reporting it.

Contact Dyer through his youtube channel if you are a public “hater”, can get to LAX by 5 PM Friday and want to spend the night viewing the live Bigfoot.

About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.


8 Responses to “Open Invitation to View Dyer’s Live Bigfoot”

  1. cryptokellie responds:

    A little Night Bigfoot Music…appologies to Stephen Sondheim

    Isn’t that rick?
    Losing his hair.
    Bigfoot is here on the ground,
    Jr’s in mid-air.
    Where are the clowns?
    Send in the clowns.

    Don’t you love farce?
    No Bigfoot fear.
    Thought that that you’d see what I have,
    Sorry, not here.
    But where are the clowns?
    There ought to be clowns.
    Don’t bother, they’re here.

    Seriously folks, you gotta love this. A Bigfoot smackdown. Put up or shut up. Who’s taking bets on how the live Bigfoot is going to…not be there. A sinister foreign government has dispatched agents to abscond with the juvenile Bigfoot…the secret holding facility – broken into, security breached, the Living Bigfoot sas-snatched and never to be seen or heard of again. Will held be in an underground bunker somewhere in the Southern Urals where testing will decipher it’s genetic code and the genomes used to further the glory of the Peoples Republic…

    As I say, when we get to this level of sassoonery, you gotta love it.

  2. shmargin responds:

    Breaking news tomorrow: Rick Dyer feeds three skeptics to captured Bigfoot!

    No but seriously, I’ll see where Rick Dyer goes with this one.

  3. madzap63 responds:

    Dyer is far less than credible. These videos have him repeating the same information like he’s trying to convince himself. He doesn’t look at his camera but keeps looking at himself which makes him appear narcissistic.

    There has to be some sort of ruse here and I wouldn’t go just because he has never been trustworthy. He smiles too much like a giddy little kid when he mentions that someone has an airline ticket or JR is on the way.

    In Rick’s dictionary a hater is anyone who questions his word. So…according to that I’m a hater.

    It seems he’s trying to to force his chosen participants into a corner to cooperate with him. He also states that this creature grew from “3 1/2 to 4 feet” to over “6 feet.” That claim is questionable. I claim setup just because I don’t believe you Rick. You can call me a hater for not believing you but hate has nothing to do with it. Your history has made your situation so man up and quit playing games.

  4. PhotoExpert responds:

    No one in their right mind is going to waste their money, or more importantly, their time on Rick Dyer. The three men who he calls “haters” must be extremely intelligent if they hate Dyer. I have a feeling they know enough not to show up. Afterall, it’s Dyer! LOL

    cryptokellie–Spot on my friend! Enjoyed your musical lyrics there. And I think it was a good guess you had too. But I am going with a cage and a chimpanzee with extra theatrical hair added to the chimp. The cage will prevent anyone from getting too close and Rick will use the cage as an excuse for anyone getting too close, calling it a safety feature. It’ll be some kind of scam but there are so many choices, I do not know which excuse or scam he will use.

    madzap63–Yep, include me in your group. I am a hater too! Good catch on your description of how he looks to himself as he thinks of a response. Agreed, it is some sort of ruse. The only question is which kind of ruse will he utilize? Just good and astute posting on your part madzap63. You stated many things I was thinking of as well. Good job!

    shmargin–You are going to wait and see where Rick Dyer goes with this one? I can save you some time, nowhere! Tell me you are not thinking there is any validity to this scam or anything he says. I know you are not that gullible, are you? You meant to say you would like to see how he plays out this obvious hoax and would have fun watching him try to go about it, correct?

  5. madzap63 responds:

    Thanks photoExpert. Appreciate the comments. My belief is that Dyer thinks that he will make them look foolish by getting them to spend their own money on a scam. I seem to remember hearing about how getting “haters” to spend their own money on his word was one of the ways he would get even. I cannot recall just where that was but if it came to mind… there must be something behind it cause I don’t make up things like to to bash Dyer. Unlike what he does to his “haters”

  6. dconstrukt responds:

    and we’re posting this liars nonsense why?

    thought news was supposed to be NEWSWORTHY…

    didn’t realize even liars and hoaxers present anything newsworthy after they are caught.

  7. Jayross responds:

    My wish would be that when this particular train wreck is over; the “I’ve got a bigfoot / I’m a bigfoot expert – now make me an internet celeb” silliness goes quietly into the night – but I think we all know better than that. The commercialization of bigfoot and other cryptids is off and running and that Genie will never get stuffed back into its bottle…

    The only thing intriguing (to me) about this sordid mess is wondering how Dyer is going to extract himself from it.

    (And trying to get through even one of those videos is painful…)

  8. William responds:

    This guy is a 10 minutes of fame whore. He will pull a similar stunt to what he did before. I just hope he doesn’t spawn copycat types of him. I can envision it now:

    Some redneck who lives near Lake Champlain will claim he was fishing and hooked a spawn of champ and has it in his bathtub, but won’t reveal it to the world until a certain date.

    Then when the time comes, he will produce a fish skeleton and claim his cat ate it!!



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