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Sasquatch Ontario Bigfoot Vocalizations

Posted by: Craig Woolheater on August 25th, 2013

We posted audio from Sasquatch Ontario here, here, here and here on Cryptomundo.

Close to one year of consistent activity at a secret Ontario, Canada location has now progressed to vocalizations happening while the owner and myself are present. Prior incidents would always be after we retired for the night. This is a significant step forward in our attempt at contact with the sasquatch people.Sasquatch Ontario

About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster.


16 Responses to “Sasquatch Ontario Bigfoot Vocalizations”

  1. dconstrukt responds:

    ROTFLMAO!!!

    are you f’n kidding me? LOL… cmon man…. the first 45 seconds of some schmuck talking…. that isn’t a bigfoot.

    how the f*ck does a bigfoot speak english?

    LOL… did he go to elementary school?

    and why would it just randomly say these things?

    LOL… what idiots!

    i mean how f*cking dumb are these hillbillies making this stuff?

  2. airforce47 responds:

    Interesting audio and video if actual. I’ve followed this with a note of skepticism given all the hoaxing in years gone by. If it’s real it’s a clear step forward but the burden of proof rests on the presenters. They could present better evidence such as a footprint with dermal lines and/or analysis of vocals from an audio specialist.

    If this specimen is not part of a family I suggest they winter him over with a remote nest built for him and provide food for the winter between the storms. It would make research easier.

  3. Peter Von Berg responds:

    The sound of the Bigfoot is created by burping your voice. We used to do it as kids to make our voices sound strange. But no matter what cheap tricks these people use the voices still sound human. By the way, where did these Bigfoot learn English? Must have been at Berlitz. And oh yes, I was shocked to see that trees fall in the forest. Since this never happens in nature they must obviously have been knocked down by a Bigfoot.

  4. Ragnar responds:

    So, they can get close enough to for the audio to sound like bigfoot is wearing the mic, and they can put food out for him to take, but they can’t get a photo? Yeah, right.

    Belching into a mic while you say random words is just what this stuff sounds like. Hoax.

  5. dconstrukt responds:

    airforce47 – LOL just a note of skepticism?

    how about full on BS.

    When else have you heard a bigfoot talk?

    How does a bigfoot speak english?

    did he get rosetta stone?

    or wait… he took an english class… because you know they ALL know how to say flower… and mike.

    lol… cmon man.. the brain is a precious thing to waste… please use yours

  6. Insanity responds:

    I would suggest some spectrogram audio analysis be conducted and compared to human vocalization attempting the same sounds. To me ear there is nothing about the recordings to suggest it is anything else but a human making the vocalizations. This is not to say that it is not a genuine Sasquatch vocalization, but at least to my ear, and probably many others, it certainly sounds human. A spectrogram analysis should be able to determine the source or at least if there are vocalizations not within human capability and/or hearing, which would be interesting. As it is now, it sounds human and there is no reason to think otherwise.

  7. corrick responds:

    Ontario Bigfoot is a bunch teenage internet pranksters having some fun. Like all the other teenage blobsquatch filming kids out there. Or maybe you’ve forgotten how much fun it is to fool adults?

  8. Raiderpithicusblaci responds:

    I know any number of sub-human primitives from San Diego, Kansas City, and Denver who speak just like that.

  9. Goodfoot responds:

    Insanity, dconstrukt, et al: I also would like this spectrum analyzed. Many people can make similar sounds, but I’m not totally convinced this is totally within the human voice spectrum. It could be slowed-down, but I believe spectrum analysis could determine this.

    How could a Bigfoot speak English? By listening out of sight, over a long period of time. I’m pretty sure anyone could learn language this way, given a visual link to what the humans were doing at the time, and lots of time. The word, “food”, while eating, just to name one. Understanding of unknown languages is formed just this way. There’s nothing inherently wrong with the theory. If you were an unknown, outdoor primate, wouldn’t YOU want to learn what these odd strangers were talking about? Primates are intensely curious beings – it’s part of how we got where we are.

    And “Nephatia” and “Mike” are NAMES, not English words.

    What seems to you like a prank could possibly be another vital piece of evidence. My one experience was very similar, a few distinct words spoken at close range. Maybe 60 yards at most. Very clear. It was not an English word, or another language known to me, and whatever made it had a much bigger, more resonant chest cavity than any human, and there were harmonic overtones and undertones that seemed WAY beyond any human’s.

    Hoaxing seems preposterous, due both the lateness of the hour. And primarily because I was very new to the area, and no one knew of my interest in the subject.

    But you can believe what you want to believe. A huge component of skepticism is fear.

  10. Ploughboy responds:

    My take on all of O.S. recordings is always the same. I confess, I don’t know what a Sasquatch sounds like. Apparently many here do know…which always leads me to ask them: How?

  11. John Kirk responds:

    It cannot be said that something is a sasquatch vocalization unless one sees a sasquatch actually making that sound. You can surmise all you want that a sound you might hear was produced by a sasquatch, but if you didn’t see what made the sound then you have not got a leg to stand on.

    That being said, the above audio is simply unconvincing. This is so hokey that I will not waste any further time on this nonsense. If this is a sasquatch then my name is Craig Woolheater. :)

  12. Ploughboy responds:

    The level of communication learned and exhibited by great apes is not comparable to the capabilities of humans. Chimpanzees have a limited vocal repertoire and do not have the ability to generate the range of human speech sounds. Part of this vocal limitation is due to their peripheral anatomy, and part is due to their neurology. When compared to chimpanzees, humans have a larynx positioned much lower in the throat (vocal tract). This placement allows for more articulated movements which results in more sounds. Apes have a tongue located high in the throat along with a low palate, restricting potential speech sounds.

    Quoted from the current lead article, above.

    And if this reall DOES shed light on the vocal abilities of this putative species, you might ask, what then is that likely to sound like?

  13. dconstrukt responds:

    Goodfoot- LOL cmon man…. like really?

    skepticism is fear? LOL… dude… its that 99.9999% of the crap out there is just that… crap.

    anyone with an IQ over 20 realizes it.

    Go let some people listen to the recordings and see how many of them believe its bigfoot…

    You guys are trying to hard to believe something, your mind is trying so hard to justify your belief, you will believe just about anything… its amazing (and yet sad) to see this week in and week out.

    first, there’s no solid proof these things exist.

    prove that beyond a reasonable doubt FIRST.

    THEN come talk to me about vocalizations.

    i mean cmon… if you think that wasn’t a person talking, iv’e got a bridge in brooklyn to sell ya.

    kirk is right. unless you see this thing making these sounds, you have nothing.

    NADA.

  14. PhotoExpert responds:

    dconstrukt–Can I borrow one of your sayings? What a bunch of jabronies this Sasquatch Ontario group is.

    For all the reasons pointed out, this hoax lost it’s momentum long ago. If anyone was that close to a living breathing Sasquatch, a subsequent trip would yield video footage or photos. None were forthcoming or will ever be forthcoming. Why? Because it most certainly is a hoax. This stuff is pure crap! Yet, the Einsteins of Sasquatch Ontario keep peddling this BS and continue as if they think anyone believes them that has an IQ over 20.

    Just stop it Sasquatch Ontario. No one is interested in your friend inhaling air as he lowers his voice a couple of octives in order to sound what a BF is supposed to sound like. Just a poor attempt. Not even close to being in the league of the PG footage. Sad! Really sad! Sadder than the people who may believe this garbage are the people who produce it. Get a life!

  15. dconstrukt responds:

    PhotoExpert – AMEN brotha!

  16. Dr Kaco responds:

    I can just imagine what Joe Rogan says about this!! LOL



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