Scaly Sea Monster Discovered Under Brooklyn Bridge

Posted by: Craig Woolheater on May 26th, 2011

Cryptomundian armst3k tips us off to this report with photos from Gawker:

Brooklyn Bridge Sea Monster

On his evening commute, a Manhattan cyclist spied a strange beast at the foot of the Brooklyn Bridge. It had the scales of a fish, body of a serpent, head of a pit bull, and was the size of a large alligator. It was lying on a blue blanket, perhaps part of some strange ritual involving the can of Bud Light next to it. Unless these are the remains of a beer-swilling chupahipstera that died trying to reach Manhattan?

Our nimble hero biked by the scene of the stench again this morning. Police were there, he says, waiting for the sanitation department to clear the monster away. They told him they didn’t know what the monster was. Or did they?Maureen O’Connor

Brooklyn Bridge Sea Monster

About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.

2 Responses to “Scaly Sea Monster Discovered Under Brooklyn Bridge”

  1. hockeybear responds:

    Bloated snake.

  2. dharkheart responds:

    Looks like someone’s pet python got loose. It appears to be upside down.

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