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Sasquatch Caller to Help Find Bigfoot

Posted by: Craig Woolheater on June 17th, 2013

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From Press Release:

SquatchIt Inventors Announce Novelty Bigfoot Caller Device to Simulate the Vocalizations Many Bigfoot Enthusiasts Believe Sasquatch Would Make If Discovered

The inventors of SquatchIt are announcing the completion of a prototype Bigfoot “Predator Call” device that simulates the sound many believe a Sasquatch, if ever discovered, would make in the wild.

Sasquatch Caller to Help Find Bigfoot and Have Fun

Bigfoot Finder Sasquatch Caller

Dallas, TX (PRWEB) June 14, 2013

The inventors of a new novelty Bigfoot “Wildlife Call” device are announcing their completion of a working prototype, which they are calling, “SquatchIt”. SquatchIt is both a “Big-Time Fun Big-Game Wildlife Call” as well as an innovative, novelty noisemaker. It simulates the sound that a majority of Bigfoot researchers and enthusiasts agree that Sasquatch would make in the wild if it were to proven really exist. It is operated by blowing into the SquatchIt tube to simulate “Big-Time-Fun novelty Bigfoot vocalizations”.

“SquatchIt has been scientifically designed to be the most accurate, powerful and loud Sasquatch call for use by Bigfoot finders, to scare friends on a camping trip, to heckle politicians and raise a ruckus in general. It is loud and scary sounding and is sure to soil many pair of underwear on camping trips. We are very excited to announce the completion of the first working prototypes of this innovative novelty gift for both the Bigfoot enthusiast as well as the fun seeking jokester! There are so many uses for SquatchIt from using it to round up the kids for dinner to scaring your friends to attracting the ultimate big game, Sasquatch him self!” says Christopher Oliver, co-creator of the SquatchIt Bigfoot sounds device.

The SquatchIt call is a beautifully crafted piece made out of wood and plastic. The nose of the call is a plastic ribbed accordion like piece we refer to as a “gender bender” that allows the user to change the call pitch between higher tone feminine and low tone masculine mode allowing users to make the screaming sounds that many believe a Sasquatch would make if Bigfoot were proven to exist.

SquatchIt is not only the worlds first novelty Bigfoot “wildlife call” aka a “predator call” product, it’s also a new lifestyle brand phrase that allows people to shrug off situations that really aren’t worth getting upset over i.e. when you’re in a jam, just SquatchIt! For more information about SquatchIt visit their website at squatchit.com or email contact(at)squatchit.com.

About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster.


6 Responses to “Sasquatch Caller to Help Find Bigfoot”

  1. gridbug responds:

    And we wonder why we aren’t taken seriously…

  2. volmar responds:

    Every hoaxer will buy one…

  3. DWA responds:

    Well, OK.

    We have duck and elk calls, and we don’t worry about duck and elk hunters shooting people using duck and elk calls.

    If this causes you squatching problems, you may not be doing it right.

    Then there’s this:

    “It simulates the sound that a majority of Bigfoot researchers and enthusiasts agree that Sasquatch would make in the wild if it were to proven really exist.”

    So. Before it’s proven, sasquatch can’t make sounds? Just checking.

  4. James Villepigue via Facebook responds:

    SquatchIt!!!!!!

  5. SquatchMe responds:

    Gridbug and Volmar, i can understand your concern, but please be aware, that I am a diehard believer since I was a young kid. There is nothing wrong with having a little fun with Bigfoot. Our objective is to keep Bigfoot in the mainstream and a product like this will do just that. Also, we are making SquatchIt a lifestyle brand and this only means that we will attract people who would have never cared about Bigfoot otherwise.

    We didn’t just haphazardly create the product or produce it overnight. It’s taken a lot of time and a lot of money to develop the product and the brand and our hope is to get more and more people to open their eyes to the possibilities.

    Every hoaxer having one would not affect the pursuit to eventually prove the existence of Sasquatch.

    Also, gridbug, most people love being skeptics. It’s easy to follow the rat pack and dismiss things that we simply cannot wrap our brains around. Most people in our society are pessimistic and refuse to open their minds.

    I want to believe and want more people to end up believing…the worlds a whole lot more fun when you think that there may very well be Bigfoots out there!

    Please know that we are in this for the long term and are not out to simply make a quick buck. This is my passion and we would appreciate our fellow Bigfoot enthusiasts support.

    My name is James Villepigue and I am a public figure in the fitness realm. I’m doing this because I LOVE everything there is about the Bigfoot niche. I am not a guy who’s climbed out from the woodwork. Please Google my name to see my work and understand that I will do everything I can to turn people into believers. Thanks for reading.

    Best,

    James

  6. gridbug responds:

    James: thanks for the reply and the feedback. Didn’t mean anything personal with my comment, but I have to tell you that there are many of us in the crypto community who LOATHE the word “squatch” and cringe whenever it’s seen or heard. The term was (arguably) coined and forced into the contemporary Bigfoot lexicon by Matt Moneymaker on his Animal Planet program and does an absolute disservice to the species as well as it’s studiers. Whenever the word is used now, it’s an immediate callback to Moneymaker and his shameful -though lucrative- methodology at cashing in on the Bigfoot phenom, and anyone or anything that associates themselves with it is immediately suspect. Squatch is an offensive, stupid word that does nothing to further this study in the eyes of the professional community as well as the public at large, though if anything it helps to distinguish those who are actually serious about the subject from those who have no problem using silly catch phrase lingo in an attempt to stay current. Not saying that you’re in the latter, of course, and no offense to you personally. Best of luck with your venture!



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