Sasquatch Coffee

Bigfoot Erotica – R Rated NSFW

Posted by: Craig Woolheater on April 6th, 2012

It’s not our practice here at Cryptomundo to post such fare as this.

Be forewarned that the video below contains quite a bit of nudity and could be considered soft core pornography.

But just as The Huffington Post sometimes posts NSFW material as it is news, I am posting the following.

Watch it if you care to, or don’t, the choice is yours.

Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot

This is the NSFW version of the trailer:


SWEET PRUDENCE: TRAILER by SweetPrudence

Safer version of the trailer:

Sweet prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot is a hilarious new film combining science fiction, comedy and erotica, all set against the pastoral splendor of an actual Nudist Resort!

Between the laughs viewers will marvel at underwater love, nude group yoga classes and plenty of sizzling erotic antics featuring an all new, all beautiful cast of fresh faces.

Sweet prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot

About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.


21 Responses to “Bigfoot Erotica – R Rated NSFW”

  1. Desertdweller responds:

    You mean there was a Bigfoot in that trailer?

    I must have missed it.

  2. Hapa responds:

    I’ve heard of Crypto-zoology, Crypto-botany, Crypto-anthropology, but Crypto-Beastiality?

    For the sake of Western Civilzation (as we know it!), let us hope this does NOT catch on!

  3. Hapa responds:

    And for the record: no I did not watch this.

    How is somebody going to explain to God on judgment day that they watched women and Bigfoot like this?

    Jesus: …you did WHAT?
    Soul: I can explain!
    Jesus: Really?
    Soul: but-but-
    Jesus: I mean…dang, dude!
    Soul: I only saw it once!
    Jesus: Dad! Get a load of this!
    God the Father: …He did WHAT?

    Even if you make it to Heaven…I bet you’d hear angels snickering behind you.

    People, we have too much time on our hands for the likes of this!

  4. peteyweestro responds:

    Awesome, gotta show the wife that Bigfoot is moving up in the world, lol. Gotta love it when even Bigfoot can get some.

  5. etheral responds:

    I’m in the wrong business.

  6. Miles_Martin responds:

    Now this is what cryptozoology is all about.

  7. gridbug responds:

    So much squatch, so little time…

    :)

  8. David-Australia responds:

    Suggest website name change to”Cryptopornomundo”.

  9. darkhb responds:

    First – What is NSFW? Second – In the future, leave this kind of crap on the Huffington Post where it belongs; it’s not amusing it’s idiotic.

  10. AsphaltProphet responds:

    OMG! – It’s a David Paulides film!

  11. TheForthcoming responds:

    NSFW = Not Safe For Work! Also this story was amusing lol.

    Also The Huffington Post is alright.

  12. WinterIsComing responds:

    I think its hilarious, I’m at work so I haven’t seen the trailer but damn….that is really funny. And I understand why people wouldn’t want to watch it, I mean hell it doesn’t exactly make it on my must watch list or anything, but you can’t deny the idea is funny…even a little bit.

  13. Nny responds:

    @ darkhb

    The trailer up there with all the boobs in it. It’s probably NSFW.

    And I disagree entirely….

    Keep this smut here :)

    I laughed and am now have my personal summer blockbuster to look forward to.

  14. DWA responds:

    This is the kind of squatch I was getting, honey. Can we make up now? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze…

  15. muircertach responds:

    I have got to see this movie. Thanks for the heads up.

  16. Kopite responds:

    Should have had a couple of BBWs in the film though. We need a BBW to stand up to bigfoot!!

  17. Lyall M responds:

    This was already done 38 years ago in “The Beauties and the Beast” and the funny thing is that Uschi Digard from the older movie makes the current crop starlettes look like preschoolers. The movie was kind of done as a “mockumentary” with a narrator as there was a spate of documentaries on Big Foot at the time and “In Search Of” was big on TV.

    There is an even older cross breeding with Sasquatch farce called the “The Geek!” that Some Weird had put onto a DVD as a short subject. It looked like a college production from back in the hippie days. (I’m not referring the 1964 Dale Berry movie).

  18. Desertdweller responds:

    Hapa,

    I almost always agree with what you have to say, but I think you missed the boat on this one.

    There is nothing on this earth that will make you go to Hell if you see it.
    Especially something as silly as this.

    What you basically have here is a bunch of young, naked women running around in the woods. Adam would not have stood a chance.

    Let’s leave Hell to those deserving of it. I’m sure it is crowded enough as it is.

  19. Hapa responds:

    Desertdweller.

    Hey dude :)

    This isn’t the forum to discuss porn and sin (though it is sin according to Biblical teaching, however…unusual it is).

    But aside from the sin/no sin arguments, i mean, geesh, Crypto-pron? Sas0quatch and Sas-sally? Debbie does Dzu-teh? That’s just not right, on so many, many levels!

  20. WinterIsComing responds:

    dont even get me started on the hell/religion thing. we would be here all day and its way off topic anyway, short version…I wouldn’t worry about that.

    anyway I think I may have to track this down for group movie night…there is money in it if its the worst movie that gets shown that week…

  21. cujoe82 responds:

    Ok, Folks I found a full length “clip” for this.
    To answer the important questions:
    Yes it is softcore porn.
    No it’s not a good movie.
    Yes the plot sucks.
    Yes the Bigfoot costume was REALLY bad.
    Yes there is a surprise ending.

    For those who want to experience this atrocity for themselves here is the link.



Leave your comments

You must be logged in to post a comment.

|Top | Content|


Cryptomundo Merch On Sale Now!

CryptoMerch

Connect with Cryptomundo

Cryptomundo FaceBook Cryptomundo Twitter Cryptomundo Instagram Cryptomundo Pinterest

Advertisers

DFW Nites


Creatureplica Monstro Bizarro Everything Bigfoot



Advertisement




|Top | FarBar|



Attention: This is the end of the usable page!
The images below are preloaded standbys only.
This is helpful to those with slower Internet connections.