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Virginia Bigfoot Video

Posted by: Craig Woolheater on March 29th, 2007

A new Bigfoot video was posted to youtube. It’s obviously a fake, but I thought that I would share it with the readers of Cryptomundo.

Following is the text from youtube.

Bigfoot, Sasquatch caught on video on Hunting Trip

This is a video I recorded on a Hunting trip in Virginia. I was scared out of my mind but I still managed to take 40 seconds of video with my camera. I will never forget the size of this thing, It had to be at least 7 and a half foot tall and most likley weighed about 900 Lbs. It was huge and lucky for me I was able to hide behind a very large tree while taking this video. It had to be a Bigfoot! Sorry about the sound, my camera does not record sound. It is also not the best quality since I had to zoom in to get a close up, but at least I did get a full shot of whatever it was.rifleman1974

About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster.


48 Responses to “Virginia Bigfoot Video”

  1. schreiberosa responds:

    Hunting trip, huh? Well, why didn’t he just bag the critter and end all the mystery. Except of course he would have shot his friend inside the suit and that would have been murder. Honestly, why is the critter’s head cocked back all the time, looking up in the sky? Seems to me that whoever it is inside the costume is looking thru eye slits in the chest part of the costume and the head is cocked back as a result. Pretty phony looking!!

  2. BugMO responds:

    You got to be kidding me.

  3. southernfriedbigfoot responds:

    Looks and kinda walks like a little person or a kid in a cheap apesuit with a mask that’s way too big. Poor little feller…

  4. hlw responds:

    The more you watch it the funnier it gets, look at the arms swinging below the propped up shoulders. Take off the head and shoulders and the legs are the right length.

    Good one.

  5. dbard responds:

    Do they really think anyone will believe this is a real animal?

  6. Darkstream responds:

    I loved how ole Sasquatch stopped and posed for the cameraman. LOL And kudos to the cinematographer for not spastically shaking the camera all over the place during the money shot. ;)

  7. YourPTR! responds:

    Did they really think that anyone would take this video seriously? It’s good for comedy value I’ll give them that. This has to be one of the most unconvincing “Bigfoot” videos ever. The suit sucks and so does the fakers attempt to walk convincingly in it. These videos sure aren’t getting any better. Very disapointing.

  8. jhw1701 responds:

    Good timing Craig, I needed a good laugh today and seeing this video has definitely helped.

  9. kamoeba responds:

    For a second I thought I was watching the Toho/Rankin-Bass film “King Kong Escapes”, but then I realized that the monster suit was merely 1/1,000th as good as the suit from that 40-year-old movie. Was that Dominick Perez in the Yarwen suit?

  10. BadState responds:

    Looks like that bigfoot has never seen trees before. With his head cocked back, he looks like a tourist in the Big City. I suspect the video has no sound because the camera crew were laughing hysterically throughout filming. Tip for hoaxers: bigfoot is not likely to wander aimlessly through the woods.

  11. bukko responds:

    You people are killing me! Some of your comments are funny. Phew. That’s a Bigfoot with issues…like, seeing trees for the first time! Good one Badstate. For real, somebody catch that Bigfoot and get him some help.

  12. Bob Michaels responds:

    I guess the only way to end this nonsense is to shoot it in the Butt.

  13. stonelk responds:

    I went to the youtube site for a better look. That is the worst ape suit I have seen.

  14. Mike Smith responds:

    Now, now, you all know Mr. Foot was on a nature walk, he wasn’t expecting the media to be out, so he wasn’t looking his best. FAKE!

  15. john5 responds:

    Hahaha!!!

  16. a_welch90 responds:

    This is the worst hoax I’ve ever seen. But it is certainly the funniest! I think I know why there wasn’t sound. The “Sasquatch” had to be told when to pose for the camera.

  17. fuzzy responds:

    Good Grief!

  18. scout242 responds:

    where to begin…….hmmmmmm…..

    Dudes….get a better costume eh?

  19. joppa responds:

    That’s the Kentucky pancake eater! Look at the big head! It’s a new species of big headed Southern apes.

  20. squatchwatcher responds:

    The mysterious bobble headed bigfoot! Where’s the discovery channel, we need another documentary!

  21. shumway10973 responds:

    I have one of the slowest internet connection speeds out there. I was unable to completely load the “movie” (in fact I just loaded the very beginning before I got bumped off the net). Right then and there I had to contain a burst of laughter while my girlfriend slept in the next room. That has to be the worst big foot costume I have ever seen. Biscardi’s dancing big foot comes a close second. Besides, I dunno about anyone else, but I don’t take a video camera with me when hunting. oh yeah, sorry for the sound. Please, if this was the real thing, sound would be the last thing to worry about. Kudos for trying to give it the right arm length, but I could tell that the lower half wasn’t real. Next time get a suit that fits.

  22. JackSparrow responds:

    If this video had been shot in Maine it could have explained why the mutant got hit on the road. It wasn’t an accident it was suicide to escape this human stupidity. To quote Charles Brown “good grief!”.

  23. sausage1 responds:

    Ministry of Silly Walks # 2

    Whoever is in the suit walks as if he has fouled his britches. As they say in Norfolk ‘it make Oi larrrrf!’

  24. squatchwatcher responds:

    You know what would have been amazing? If a real squatch came out and thought this clown was a female! That would have been AMAZINGLY FUNNY! Now that footage would be worthy of a documentary.

  25. Beachdaddy03 responds:

    I’m sorry, I’m still laughing ha, ha, ha.

  26. Beachdaddy03 responds:

    Hey squatchwatcher, His eyes would be as big as paper plates.

  27. Beachdaddy03 responds:

    Watch the way this thing walks. It walks like someone wearing scuba fins on their feet. I love how short the legs are. I’m still laughing every time I watch this video.

  28. bill green responds:

    interesting bigfoot filmfootage im very skeptical of this one. bill

  29. dws responds:

    Tom Biscardi anyone?

  30. 12inchPianist responds:

    I’m going to be the odd one out here and pose a question. Why is it that they say the “bigfoot” is 7.5 feet tall and possibly 900 pounds? Robert Wadlow was almost 9 feet tall when he died, and he only got up to 490lbs. Even assuming a bit more girth and a lot of muscle, I don’t think that would quite make it up to 900lbs. Large Gorillas in the wild only get to about 500lbs.

    Seriousness aside.

    squatchwatcher

    Okay, I admit, I laughed.

    Beachdaddy03

    Well, SOMEthing would be as big around as a paper plate…

  31. wildmanmarty responds:

    Thanks Craig. I really needed a good laugh tonight. THAT is funnier than any Bigfoot spoof I have ever seen.

  32. khat responds:

    personally I like this video… it shows exactly what is wrong with costume proportions, even though the arms are long like bf, the legs are too short. Just more proof for the real video of bf with the right proportions.

  33. raisinsofwrath responds:

    That’s the real thing! I know because my cousin’s brother was in VA and he tolt me that saskwatches are all over the place!

    wun time his gramother was layin in some caned perserves an as she was a werkin on the porch wun of her honds lit out frum under the frunt porch after sumtin. She tolt him she smelt it and looked up an it was a runnin away. She said she peed her brichis from frite!

    his Gramp tolt her to stop a drinkin the wite litnin but he new she wunt lien.

  34. bukko responds:

    I agree with Squatchwatcher. Someday some clowns will be out filming and ol’ Mr. Bigfoots’ gonna need some lovin’…and… well, ya wouldn’t want to be the one in the suit that day! Woo Hoo! I hope they keep filming and bring us the ugly truth.

  35. SaruOtoko responds:

    geez…. I mean, honestly??!

  36. mystery_man responds:

    Hahahahaha! That is hilarious! 7 feet tall? I don’t think so. I love the way it kind of stops and almost poses for the camera before moving on to meander around the trees, almost like a model on a catwalk. Is this footage some kind of joke?

  37. mystery_man responds:

    I think the sound was off so that we don’t hear the person who shot this snickering uncontrollably as he films it.

  38. DavidFullam responds:

    That is so wonderfully fake that it’s brilliant!

  39. Rillo777 responds:

    Sure makes you appreciate the Blair Witch Project, or all of those old Roger Corman “B” horror flicks!

    I was a little worried that the actor’s mask was going to fall off when he tilted his head back.

  40. springheeledjack responds:

    Now let’s give this a fair shake…what’s so wrong…oh that’s it, I can’t do it…that put the “Pit” in pitiful…I’m surprised he didn’t walk into a tree…probably took him half a dozen takes to do it right…geez

  41. DWA responds:

    You know what I hope? I hope that’s a real bigfoot.

    It would serve all you cynics right.

    Boy, it would serve me right too. I don’t know what was funnier, the video or the comments up here! I’m wondering how I can follow this show. But I’m holding out hope he could be real. Look how he looks up and around (and around and around), like he’s scouring the skies for a Ropen for lunch. Look how he steps high; he’s been here, he knows the country, he’s aware how full of deer poop it is. Look how either his arms or his legs or his body are too short – or his head too big – to have a shot at anything but a Ropen who flies like he walks. He must be astonished at how tall the trees are. Or how, um, short, yeah that’s it, how SHORT they are.

    Wait. I have to go look again. And this has inspired me; I want to help hoaxers even more now!

    1. Do a writeup that doesn’t sound faker than the video.

    2. Bigfoot may have a sense of humor. But I think it comes from looking at US, not looking at HIM.

    Hey shumway10973, go wake up your girlfriend. She has GOT to see this.

  42. DWA responds:

    A couple other things.

    1. Is it funnier on Youtube? I don’t want to go to the trouble unless it’s gonna be way funnier.

    2. Look at the Patterson film again. 40 years, and they’re the worst they’ve ever been! Sometimes progress does happen in the opposite direction. Or something.

  43. MBFH responds:

    Thanks Craig – that’s a Bobby Dazzler! I’m speechless… :)

  44. Maine Crypto responds:

    HAHAHA!!

  45. DWA responds:

    I’m still trying to imagine that guy running down a deer. Maybe he takes his helmet off first. What a bushel basket! If they have brains that big, they really need to put roofs over their heads.

    Am I the only one who considers pouring himself a cold one in honor of P/G at times like this? Sorta like the 1972 Miami Dolphins when yet another pretender inevitably loses its first game?

  46. sasdave responds:

    Geez when I seen that real sasquatch I nearly peed myself. This video must be real I did pee myself from laughter…not. I could ripp this fake footage apart; but, it has already had its day of ripp roaring laughter. If it was real you could bet the footage might of been a few seconds long. Good try shorty.

  47. snakeyguitarchick responds:

    OMG! that is the single fakest thing I have ever seen! I cannot believe that the people who staged this could be so dumb! I agree with everything below PLUS what wild creature just MEANDERS through the woods! It should have been eating or something! Also, for a creature that no one has ever hunted down and killed, it did seem rather oblivious to the MORON watching it!

  48. snakeyguitarchick responds:

    By everything below, I meant everything above, by the way… new here…



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