Posted by: KryptoKelly on February 23rd, 2013
Is he so elusive because he’s hopped up on caffeine?
So, what have you done in the last five hours? Just ask this man. He already proved the theory of relativity, mastered origami, beat the record for hacky sack, found Bigfoot and swam the English Channel… and back. How you may ask? Well, with 5-Hour Energy, of course.