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Bigfoot in Gasquet: Peacocks, Honeydew and Hair

Posted by: Guy Edwards on February 19th, 2011

Honeydew melons and peacocks are on the menu for Bigfoot in a town called Gasquet, California. Hair samples have been analyzed and determined to be of primate origin.

The Triplicate, a newsource in California, provides this excerpt:

Kirk Stewart, the owner of a residence on French Hill Road, is still waiting on detailed analysis of hair samples he collected after a night three years ago when he thinks Bigfoot broke through a wire fence, plucked about seven of his peacocks and then made off with them.

The next morning, Stewart said he found a trampled fence and a piece of his peacock pen peeled off. He also noticed feathers on the ground and on a tree limb about 7 feet high.

“I was thinking it was a bear, up until I had seen how it opened the pen,” said Stewart.

As he assessed the damage, Stewart said he happened upon a clump of about 16 hairs attached to one of the barbs on his fence. They were about 7 inches long with a fine texture and a slight curl.

“The hairs are the smoking gun,” he said.

You can read the rest of the story at BigfootLunchClub.com

Guy Edwards About Guy Edwards
Psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Guy Edwards is host of the Portland, OR event HopsSquatch.com.


4 Responses to “Bigfoot in Gasquet: Peacocks, Honeydew and Hair”

  1. Steven Streufert responds:

    Do you mean “Gasquet,” of G-O Road fame?

  2. dogu4 responds:

    It’s tempting to say “peacock must taste like chicken”, but if eaten in combination with melon perhaps it tastes more like prosciutto.

  3. shownuff responds:

    This is awesome! By the way I voted. I wonder what place he sent his hair samples to. Usually they say it’s a wolf or bear. I am going to keep a close eye on this one.

  4. DWA responds:

    Why praytell is this man “still waiting”?

    I’d raise my eyebrows at any mundane conclusion. I’d also want someone to provide a video demonstration of how a known predator would leave the evidence found. Not to mention get into the pen. Just sayin’. Gotta evaluate ALL the evidence, people.



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