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Charlie Sheen: From Nessie to Kushtaka Hunter

Posted by: Guy Edwards on September 5th, 2013

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Charlie Sheen is in the Cryptozoology business

TMZ reports That Charlie Sheen is interested in Cryptids including the Loch Ness Monster and more recently the Kushtaka from Alaska.

Read the full report below.

Barely a month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen is back on the hunt for crazy mythological creatures … this time in snowy, snowy Alaska … Charlie’s favorite.

Charlie tells TMZ, he flew up to Sitka, AK on his private jet last week in search of the mythic Kushtaka, which loosely translates to “Land otter man.”

Stories about the elusive Kushtaka originated among natives in Southeastern Alaska … and according to Charlie, it’s “a shape-shifting trickster who is half man, half otter. It lures one away from the campsite with the mimicked sounds of a crying baby, then kills you, takes on YOUR form, and returns to the scene for more suckers or prey.”

Charlie says he embarked into the wilderness with some friends in order to find the creature … but just like on his Nessie mission, he returned empty-handed. Sheen has since flown back to civilization.

Charlie tells us, “It obviously knew our group was far too skilled to be snowed in this fashion so it stayed hidden like a sissy.”

Yeah, that’s what happened.TMZ

The best part is TMZ used a Kustaka illustration from Bigfoot Lunch Club:

Charlie Sheen on Hunt For Loch Ness Monster

Loch Ness Monster Afraid of Charlie Sheen?

Guy Edwards About Guy Edwards
Psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Guy Edwards is host of the Portland, OR event HopsSquatch.com.


4 Responses to “Charlie Sheen: From Nessie to Kushtaka Hunter”

  1. MR JOSHUA responds:

    I still would rather follow Charlie around than those clowns on Finding Bigfoot. He probably employed better tactics as well….not that it takes much when compared to Moneymaker and Co.

  2. volmar responds:

    Just the kind of credibility Cryptozoology needs: Charlie Sheen!

    This is IRONY, folks, please understand that!

  3. DWA responds:

    Kushtaka #WINNING!

  4. Goodfoot responds:

    volmar:

    Charlie’s Sheen is a bright guy who went around the bend on the Cocaine & Champagne Train. He’s got plenty of moolah to spend; maybe he’ll come up with something. OR NOT. I wish him well. If he succeeds, his reputation may be rescued. If he doesn’t, nothing has changed.

    Nothing much changes anyway. At least he’s fun, unlike some other people in the Crypto Biz.



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