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A Pterodactyl in the Pool Cabana

Posted by: Loren Coleman on June 25th, 2007

Pterodactyl

There’s a Pterodactyl in the Pool Cabana

So Brian passed it along,
With a pat on the nose and a song.
From Freaky Links in the South,
Yikes, look at that mouth.

Pterodactyl

Thanks Patrick for taking the family heat
With the head in your passenger seat.
To some, it’s a bizarre abomination,
Seeking love, far from its final destination.

The thing is in search of its new home.
The creature has more miles to roam.
Does it appear as an unwelcome louse?
Nay, now it’s in the pool house.

No need for further trepidation,
Or even swimmers’ consternation.
No reason for further fear and pain,
I’ll come get it; transport it to Maine.

I actually may,
By Labor Day.
In the meantime, what a bummer.
No swimming this summer?

Or using the pool cabana?
Please put on a little Santana.
Think of it as part of cryptid Americana,
That flew in from Montana.

Pterodactyl

This pterodactyl doesn’t wear a bandana,
Doesn’t eat even one silly banana.
Could it fly back to little Havana?
No, it’ll soon be a Maine fata morgana.

by Loren Coleman, June 24, 2007.

(Thanks to its new temporary host family, the Huyghes, with my random thoughts on this weekend’s adventure in getting the “Civil War Mystery Pterodactyl” closer to my collection in New England. Above images courtesy of Allie Huyghe. Photo below, thanks to Gregg Hale, Executive Director, Haxan Productions. Credit Fox TV. Much appreciation to the Caines, the first midwives.)

Civil War Dinos

About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries. Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct). Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013.


9 Responses to “A Pterodactyl in the Pool Cabana”

  1. Nessie-Chaser responds:

    That was touching. If you could set that to music…I…I…*sniff*, that was beautiful.

    Freaky looking eyes though.

  2. ITSACRYPTIDWORLDTOME responds:

    HA!

    Looks okay. Except for picture 2.

  3. coelacanth1938 responds:

    So that’s where that little bugger ended up! I’m pretty sure that’s the one I saw for sale on eBay a bunch of years ago :)

  4. windigo responds:

    The hell with the Pterodactyl…….Albert Einstein came back to life!

  5. Benjamin Radford responds:

    Well done, Loren!

  6. DARHOP responds:

    LMAO Windigo….

  7. SylverWyrd responds:

    What a nice fake pterodactyl.

  8. barbm responds:

    Best pterodactyl I’ve seen today. And Santana rocks!

  9. Aaronious responds:

    A creature of laytex and foam
    Has never been air-born to roam
    But it’s flying now with Loren’s aid
    The Civil War Mystery ‘Dactyl will never fade



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