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Menagerie of Three: Beast, Blunders, and Bradley

Posted by: Loren Coleman on August 27th, 2006

Loren on the Scene

Your humble Cryptomundo cryptozoologist Loren Coleman examines the carcass of the beast or more correctly, what is left of it. In the background are, from left to right, Michelle O’Donnell and Debi Bodwell. This is a Sun Journal photograph by Douglas Van Reeth. Used by permission. Click to enlarge.

The August two weeks of the Maine Mutant’s silly season have passed. Surprisingly, the media aftermath has been mild.

I noticed on Friday, August 25, 2006, in California, John Boston’s (a/k/a Mr. Santa Clarita Valley) column in The Signal, “Where’s a Hairy MH When You Need One?”, attempted to be humorous, while coming off as illogically skeptical. (By the way, his “MH” is short for “Mutant Hybrid.”)

For example, I see Boston tried to have fun at my expense by noting:

Anyway, according to AP, a local cryptozoologist (like, how MANY cryptozoologists LIVE in Turner, Maine?) examined the corpse and, with a shiver, commented: “It’s unlikely the creature was anyone’s pet.”

Of course, what was left out was the rest of the quotation, which was that I mentioned a “feral dog.” Also, of course, I don’t live in Turner, but merely by coincidence call Portland, some 70 miles south, my home. It seemed an easy thing to do to go to Turner and examine the carcass, as opposed to the effort it has taken in the past to get to Loch Ness to interview witnesses, or travel to the Olympia rainforests to look at the evidence of Bigfoot encounters. But who said a columnist had to be complete or logical when trying to be funny?

Maine Mystery Beast

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Photograph by Michelle O’Donnell. Used by permission.

Meanwhile, back in Maine, a news item that merges into the realm of the unfortunate showed up this weekend in the Lewiston Sun Journal, where good articles by Mark LaFlamme have appeared.

“Mythical Monster: Turner Beast likely Wendigo, Says Canadian” was written by Judith Meyer, the managing editor for days at the paper. It was published on Sunday, August 27,2006.

On the one hand, Meyer is to be congratulated for assigning and supporting Mark LaFlamme’s work on the Turner beast, but on the other, this contribution by her shows the shaky tendencies of local journalism in the Internet age. It reflects editor Meyer’s apparent responsiveness to someone getting her ear, a little sloppy online research, and a tendency to be sensational or bow to popular culture in her examination of the “Turner beast.”

Meyer’s article seems to have been written before the DNA analysis came in on Friday, but that is no excuse for some of the mistakes one finds in the piece. First of all, she promotes the Wendigo as the creature found in Turner through a faulty expert. Wendigo, we are told, is the superhero villian in the Marvel comics, the title role of a 2002 fright flick, the horror focus of Algernon Blackwood’s book, and Stephen King’s principal monster of Pet Sematary. Okay, she can google “Wendigo.”

What, pray tell, has this to do with the animal found on the road in Turner, you ask?

Judith Meyer writes that the Wendigo:

…also may be, according to a Canadian researcher, the identity of the creature hit by a car in Turner on Aug. 12….Michael de Sackville…is immersed in cryptozoology, the study of unusual creatures. For de Sackville, the analysis is simple. Dogs have four toes only. Members of the weasel family, which includes the wolverine, have five. A photograph of the creature killed in Turner shows five distinct toenails, with the far left toe hidden from view. Two of the toenails are paired together on the animal’s dewclaw. Does that make six toes, or four toes with a deformed dewclaw on an otherwise ordinary dog? There are strong suggestions that the animal is a feral dog or some kind of wolf-dog hybrid. de Sackville acknowledges either is possible, “but it could also be a little monster long known to the Algonkian-speaking Aboriginal peoples of northeastern North America as the ‘wendigo.’…As far as the toe evidence, de Sackville describes mustelidae as having five toes, and not four like cats and dogs (and wolves). He asserts that a five-toenail Sun Journal photo “indicates that the ‘beast’ is probably not a ‘feral dog,’ but on the other hand it doesn’t look exactly like a modern wolverine either.”

Maine Mystery Beast

The untrimmed dew claws of the animal killed by a car, and discovered alongside Route 4, Turner, Maine. Sun Journal photograph by Douglas Van Reeth. Used by permission.

Did Meyer or “Michael de Sackville” even pay any attention to the photos of this dead animal? Or examine its toes like I did or LaFlamme did?

My gosh, I’ve been in cryptozoology almost five decades, and the above noted “de Sackville” theory may be one of the silliest pieces of conjecture I’ve ever read when you have a dead dog right in front of you. First off, the Wendigo, Windigo, and other names are merely different monikers for the Eastern Bigfoot, a bipedal, hairy hominoid, not a four-legged creature, no matter how many toes you wish to talk about it having.

Maine Mystery Beast

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Photograph by Michelle O’Donnell. Used by permission.

Meyer then appears to have done some more online research to find out what a Wendigo is. Sadly, she ends up quoting people who have talked about “the Inuit Indians in and around Minnesota” who have tales of the Wendigo or Windigo. Of course, the Inuit are not Indians, ethnically, culturally, or racially, and often incorrectly called Eskimos. The Inuit don’t live in Minnesota, of course, anymore than they live in Maine. Windigo are a part of the folklore of the Algonquian-speaking First Nations, Native Americans, and Native Canadians. There are plenty of Algonquian-related groups in Maine and Minnesota without wrongly bringing the Inuit into the picture.

I only wish Meyer would have done a little more research on her apparent initial source and contact, Michael de Sackville.

The question must be asked, who is “Michael de Sackville”? Meyer says “de Sackville, whose pen name is David Bradley, has written 23 nonfiction books on history and anthropology, including texts on the Holy Grail.” But did she fact-check this?

The reality is Michael de Sackville’s pen name is not “David Bradley.” The guy’s pen name is “Michael de Sackville” and his real name is Michael Bradley. His online presence is hardly cryptozoological. Indeed, at michaelbradley.com you will find this extraordinary entry:

Canadian Author of 23 books, 62, biography in Canadian Who’s Who as “Michael de Sackville”, serious but stable heart condition that could possibly be alleviated by future bypass operation, seeks female protographer and illustrator for two special book and film projects. By “photographer” I mean someone who is at least a “passable” semi-serious hobbyist at still photography (that is, a notch or two up from snapshots) and have her own fair-to-good quality digital or conventional cameras with several lenses.

* * *

I am tending toward someone of “Oriental” ethnic affiliation, mainly because I need to have a lot of brains and personality packed into an expremely petite package (about 110-115 pounds).

* * *

I am seeking someone younger than I am in order to supply some of the mobility and strength of relative youth, 25-45 years old, quite petite…

* * *

For those who have read Swords at Sunset, I should perhaps explain that my wife, Joelle Lauriol, helped me to post this advertisement, says that she is in favour of this plan and says she will assist with it. Joelle and I are presently reviewing our relationship and trying to re-define it. An immediate divorce is probably not in the cards, but a possible and eventual separation is extremely likely…in Canada or in France.

* * *

Joelle has suggested that our mutual strategy should include a “threesome” (or, in French, a “menage a trois”) for the duration of these projects, at least….

“Michael de Sackville” seems to be searching for something other than the Maine Beast or the Wendigo. Enough said. I just wish editor Judith Meyer had double-checked her so-called “cryptozoological” sources a bit more, and not fell into the blunders of her long article. Believe it or not, cryptozoologists do have standards to uphold and luckily people like “Michael de Sackville” are not members of our community. But then you won’t know that from reading Meyer’s article, sadly.

About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries. Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct). Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013.


12 Responses to “Menagerie of Three: Beast, Blunders, and Bradley”

  1. Dudlow responds:

    Great expose, Loren. Too bad much of the initial readership (aka, the unsuspecting public) will never get the opportunity to hear the corrected facts as you have taken pains to outline them here. Dang it all, a cryptozoologist’s work is never done!

  2. sasquatch responds:

    Mark Twain is quoted as saying; “If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you DO read the paper you are misinformed.” Applies here nicely, I’d say.

  3. oldbutnotstupid responds:

    Not to worry. We have all run into reporters whose IQ is lower then the beasts we seek, but we must remember they have to write something or starve. Poor things.

    A lot of writers have become famous because of what is left out of their writing, just look at the Bermuda triangle and do some reseach.

    But as Fox Mulder would say the truth is out there and we are with you Loren, keep up the good work.

  4. MrInspector responds:

    Large, bipedal, covered in hair, voracious carnivore, evil forest spirit. I can see how you would mistake that for a dog, if you’re blind and don’t know what either a dog looks like or what a Wendigo is supposed to look like.

    What I would really like to know is, how does this guy know what’s on the other side of an image in a photograph? Maybe he has one of those photo enhancers from Blade Runner.

    Loren examined the remains, did it have 4, 5, or 6 toes? I know it was a dog, I said it was a dog the first time I saw the pictures, but did it have unusual toes?

    Was there something about this animal that caused a stir?I have seen nothing in these photos that would suggest an unknown animal. Maybe the photos aren’t doing the corpse justice.

    And something else, would anyone be interested in information on how to identify animal carcasses? How about tracking?

  5. quill responds:

    Creative way to make a personals ad, anyway.

  6. shumway10973 responds:

    unbelievable! How could anyone go from looking at a dog to windigo? Forgive me, but windigo isn’t a canine. That would be more a werewolf, except that this dog was a little small for your average werewolf. Boy, Loren, you didn’t have much to look at, did you? You would think that if someone is thinking it is the creature everyone is looking for, they would take measures to preserve the corpse.

  7. sasquatch responds:

    Anyone who didn’t think it was a dog after seeing the pictures for the first time, is in need of some serious education and or new glasses/contacts or lasic surgery. The whole story is boring…

  8. Benjamin Radford responds:

    Good job, Loren!

  9. lilfeathers responds:

    Looks like a chow mix to me. As for the newspaper article its a good thing I read them on line or the paper would be lining the cat pan.

  10. twblack responds:

    Good Job Loren. A dog is a dog is a dog, or maybe in this case a Mutt.

  11. Jos Gagné responds:

    The mere mention of the windigo to describe the carcass is laughable; well said Loren. A windigo expert myself (currently writing a novel on the topic and having been invited on a tv show on canadian mysteries), a journalist, historian, and part native, I am appalled by the errors spread by this individual.

  12. Jeremy_Wells responds:

    Hmmmm, maybe they got confused because a Wendigo did fight a Wolverine in a Marvel Comic (an Incredible Hulk comic to be exact, and Wolvie’s first appearance).

    Maybe a few too many mai-tais and Marvel classics before Monsieur de Sackville hit the sack?



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