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Bigfoot Massacre: Update

Posted by: Loren Coleman on November 26th, 2008

You read all about the Bluff Creek Bigfoot Massacre earlier this year. Now, comes this, another imagined outcome.

About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries. Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct). Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013.


7 Responses to “Bigfoot Massacre: Update”

  1. Stan Cold responds:

    Ha ha… It sucks when you get shot by sasquatch… Don’t you hate it when that happens…

  2. yetispaghetti235 responds:

    it isn’t made from the really Jack links company
    The costume is different
    phoney but funny

  3. Kitsos responds:

    Hah!! Knew it all along. Not only can they hear cameras, talk to cats, like pickup trucks, eat week-old food and have psychic powers but they are also crack shots with a pistol!!!!

  4. coelacanth1938 responds:

    I always though Bigfoot would use a 9mm…

  5. Alligator responds:

    The picture lacks enough detail to tell whether Sasquatch is using a 9 mm Glock or perhaps a 32 cal. Walther PPK. Sound distortion makes it hard to judge the caliber as well, but I’d say Squatch is probably using the heavier weapon. The shots sound is too muted to be as big as a 10 mm or a 40 cal. Smith & Wesson round. The fact that he drops his victims so quickly with one round each also lends credence to the heavier 9 mm weapon being used. The drop, roll and shoot technique of the Squatch definitely suggests that it trained with US Special Forces or possibly the Israeli Mossad.

  6. mystery_man responds:

    Alligator- A very meticulous, well thought out, and scientific analysis of the footage and weapons being allegedly used here. I concur. Although, it seems a bit unrealistic that sasquatch would be able to feasibly go to Israel in order to train with the Mossad.

    Other than that, a very plausible scenario. :)

  7. Alligator responds:

    Thanks mystery_man. I have noticed you and I think a lot alike on various topics here. As far as the Mossad goes, one never knows how far the reach of these secret spy agencies extends! Possibly a joint training project with the CIA? :-)



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