August 23, 2009

Next Gen Cryptotank

Obviously, this cryptomobile has apparently been designed for stealth hunting of the Mongolian Death Worm. Half the problem is getting it transported into the Gobi Desert, but once there, it is well-equipped for night searching, as you can see from the photograph below. Avoiding running over Almas would be a challenge, however, during night ops.

This is an actual Amazon item for sale, one new, for $19,999.95. Whether or not the seller can deliver in time for your next expedition is entirely up for speculation.

The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank, and has racked up 222 customer reviews.

Some people just can’t take anything seriously, however, and some have had fun photoshopping the JL421 Badonkadonk into other cryptohunting situations.

The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank is by NAO Design.

Loren Coleman About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading living cryptozoologist. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries. Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct). Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013. He returned as an infrequent contributor beginning Halloween week of 2015. Coleman is the founder in 2003, and current director of the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, Maine.

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