March 21, 2007

The Toe of Bigfoot?

We have discussed the tooth of bigfoot here on Cryptomundo.

We have discussed, ad nauseam, Biscardi’s Hand of Unknown Origin here on Cryptomundo that he purported to be of Bigfoot origin.

We have discussed Biscardi’s Leg of Unknown Origin here on Cryptomundo that he also purported to be of Bigfoot origin.

We have discussed the mystery foot found in a Virginia landfill, initially thought to be human, then a mystery primate. This led to speculation that it was the foot of Bigfoot, but it turned out to be a bear’s foot.

Most recently, we have discussed about the Claw of Unknown Origin here on Cryptomundo, purported to be of Yowie origin.

I just found this recently ended auction on eBay for The Toe of Bigfoot. How did I miss this? Even more importantly, how did Biscardi miss this?

The Toe of Bigfoot

Step Right Up & Behold

Proof That Bigfoot Really Does Exist

It’s The Cryptozoological Find Of The Century

A Severed Bigfoot Toe

Straight From The Private Collection Of The Late Dr. Zeehc

It’s unclear exactly where Dr. Z acquired the toe
Some say from monks in Thailand
While others claim from a hunter who found it in a trap

Ether way the toe is an important scientific find
Test done on nail, bone, tissue and fur samples were all inconclusive

It’s DNA Doesn’t Match That Of Any Know Creature
Human Or Otherwise
Living Or Extinct
Could This Really Be A Bigfoot Toedethcheez

The Toe of Bigfoot

And then the eBay bidder comes clean with this:

Up for bid is a Modern Sideshow Gaff of a Bigfoot / Yeti / Sasquatch / Skunk Ape / ??? Toe or Finger

100% Real
Fur ~ Skin & Bone
{Animal / NOT Human / NOT From Protected Or Endangered Species}

Created By
Ex-Freak Show Performer & Modern Gaff Artist
DETHCHEEZ

Comes mounted in a 5in. tall Glass Bell Jar Display

This One Of A Kind Gaff Will Make A Great Addition To Your Sideshow Display OR Collection Of Oddities & The Perfect Addition To Any Bigfoot OR Cryptozoology Display ~ Collectiondethcheez

About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.

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