November 17, 2006

Bigfoot Tracks Discovered in Los Angeles

Well, since I have recently been called the National Enquirer of Cryptomundo by a reader, I figured it wouldn’t hurt to go ahead and post the following story from the Weekly World News.

Bigfoot Tracks Discovered Outside Chinese Theater

LOS ANGELES, Calif.–Bigfoot’s tracks have joined the hundreds of famous footprints outside the renowned Chinese Theater.

"The tracks appeared right before dawn, in unattended cement that had been prepared for the vaudeville pioneer Art Sweeney," Blavin said.

The nonagenarian vaudevillian played the theater on its opening night and had been waiting decades for a spot in the famous forecourt.

Some city leaders contend that Bigfoot himself was long overdue for a monument at the theater.

"The creature has appeared in movies and television shows for over thirty years, and his tactics for avoiding photographers have been widely emulated by film stars’ publicists," said producer Benji DeLaurenta.

Nevertheless, theater managers want to remove the creature’s footprints at once.

"Bigfoot has only been represented by other actors,–rather than personally present–in feature films, and is therefore ineligible for a place in the forecourt," Blavin said.

Of greater concern to city officials is the possibility that Bigfoot now prowls the streets of Los Angeles–where the weird creature may prove even more difficult than usual to identify.

Consider the source. The Weekly World News. These are the same guys who offer up the following video:

The creature’s footprints reveal mastery of the spot turn, open break, and enchufla–ballroom-mambo style.

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