Russian Yeti Leaping!

Michael (Merchant) shreds the breakdown of the Russian Leaping Yeti with top of the line software and reversed engineered quantum computer to expose the finer details missed by mortals. If you’re getting your breakdowns someplace else, you’re only getting half the story; if that. 🙂

Camera Man: In short, hot f! Quiet. He’s probably coming at us again. We’ll film it, if anything, we’ll upload it to YouTube.
Boy: Hey, look at that…
M: Dang, it’s moving this way!
B: I’m scared (but said in a disbelieving voice). Look there!
M:Quiet..
B: He’s moving the branches, I think.
M: I don’t see anyth.. Oh, there, it’s moving along – [looks like a] scarecrow!
B: The branches, the branches are moving!
M: Whoaaa, he’s running! I filmed him!
B: Let’s go so we don’t scare him (or “let’s go scare him” , it’s unclear, but probably the former )
M: Holy crap! (As the thing is doing it’s monkey jumping)
B: Look! He probably weighs 200kg (440lbs) !
M: Uh huh! Did you see how he waves his paws around?
B: A height of 2 meters! (about 6.5 feet)
M: Fuuuuuuck
B: I’m scared!
M: We should send this film to NTV’s Extreme Situations (Russian channel and show). Let’s go after him!

About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.

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