It’s three-feet tall and it’s running wild! Juvenile Sasquatch perhaps?
“Police are puzzled by reports of a ‘vicious’ monkey running loose on Vancouver Island,” say staff at the Huffington Post, British Columbia.
“The Parksville Qualicum Beach News reports that Meadowood residents and a conservation officer are trying to track down a grey, three-foot-high monkey running wild in the small community about 170 kilometres north of Victoria.”
What might it be? My best guess, right now, is that we all simply stay tuned for further updates…
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