New Chupacabras Song
Posted by: Loren Coleman on March 21st, 2009
“Chupacabras: It’s sort of like Jennifer Lopez, kind of cross-cultural.” – Loren Coleman, as quoted by ABC News, 1999.
I’m sure you see the similarity.
The “Spokanarama” blog is noting there is a new Chupacabras Song by an individual named “Mister Yuke.”
Listen to it via this mp3 download.
I think the title of the song is “Chupacabra.”
As to the words, well, here they are:
Chupacabra, why don’t you lower your defenses?
You been out hoppin’ fences and bitin’ the cows
Oh, you’re a mean one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin’ you
Could hurt me somehowMust you draw the blood of mammals, choop?
There’s room at my kitchen table
a vegetarian diet is always your best betNow it seems to me, some fine goats
are safely sleeping in my stable
And you only want the ones that you can’t getChupacabra, warm blood you love to monger
Your thirst and your hunger, they’re makin’ you crazed
You’re hairless, oh hairless. Well, you must always be chilly
Carnage in the village, Loren Coleman would be dazed.Don’t your teeth get cold in the winter time?
Eyes full of tears and your back full of spines
Its hard to tell if you’re mammal or reptile
You’re jumpin’ ‘round like a kangaroo
Aint it funny how you always bring a smile?Chupacabra, why don’t you come to your senses?
You know you’re our favorite cryptid, we think that you’re great
It may be rainin’, but there’s a blood puddle around you
You better let somebody love you
You better let somebody love you, before its too late
I do not know the singer songwriter, so I was surprised by hearing my name mentioned. I am honored. 🙂
BTW, for those (like the editor at The Anomalist) asking, “Is there an old Chupacabras song?,” the answer is yes.
This older (circa 1996) tune, entitled “El Chupa Song” is sung to the song “La pipa es lo de menos” en espanol (in Spanish).
There are some others, here and here.
Thank you, again, for taking the time to…
About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading living cryptozoologist. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct).
Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013. He returned as an infrequent contributor beginning Halloween week of 2015.
Coleman is the founder in 2003, and current director of the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, Maine.
Don’t forget this tale of unrequited goat-chupacabra love by Tina, Travis and Jonathan.