Extinct Twinkies Might Have Proven Bigfoot Exists
Posted by: Loren Coleman on November 20th, 2012
Just as the new Bigfoot movie Exists gets set to open, we have to wonder how the soon-to-be extinct Twinkies* could have pulled in one of the Sasquatch specimens for a closer look.
There has been a lot of news this last week about the death of an old friend to Sasquatch hunters.
Sweets routinely have been used for Bigfoot bait, including one prominent variety that has received special attention lately, Twinkies.
Indeed,
Evergreen Federal Bank hosted their 2011 Summer Event called “Finding Bigfoot.” Downtown Grants Pass was the location for the Intergalactic Headquarters of Bigfoot. Within the headquarters were 7 murals and Wild Bunch Bear’s on Harley’s. Each mural revealed clues that led to unlocking all the secrets of Bigfoot.
Visitors discovered the many mysteries surrounding Bigfoot. They discovered where Bigfoot lives, where he came from and how Twinkies changed his life.
So, as we say goodbye, let us ponder what could have been.
The three photographs (directly above) of the exhibit were taken by BeastandBean/Tomás (Stay-At-Home-Yeti) and Christine Romero. Tomás Romero is a dedicated popular cultural hominologist.
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*Okay, for more reasons than one (see here), Twinkies may be with us for a long time.
About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading living cryptozoologist. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct).
Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013. He returned as an infrequent contributor beginning Halloween week of 2015.
Coleman is the founder in 2003, and current director of the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, Maine.
“Twinkie” and it’s derivative phrases are rife in the Urban Dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twinkie
And to think, Loren, you were so recently in the area! Had you only foreseen this turn of events, you might have visited Hostess headquarters in Irving, Texas, and obtained some valuable Twinkie memorabilia!!
Romero?? Maybe they are kin 😉
I can see it now; a generation from now the scoftics will deny the inevitable sightings of the extinct Twinkies, telling us in all seriousness that they are really only Ho Hos which have escaped from an overturned circus truck or traveling menagerie. Brace yourselves!
You made me LOL graybear 😉
Those Twinkie pallbearers are the COOLEST THING EVER!