Cool Fake Sasquatch/Bigfoot Skull
Posted by: Craig Woolheater on March 26th, 2007
In my post Apologies for Sasquatch Skull post, Cryptomundo reader joppa said the following:
No need to apologize; fun story! I want to know where I can get a cool fake bigfoot skull!
Well, ask and ye shall receive.
File: 00005922
Common Name: bigfoot /sasquatch skull
Scientific Name: Gigantalopithecus canadensis
Details:
Behold, the skull of the Sasquatch!
The oft rumoured missing link, shadowy denizen of the Rocky Mountains and northern America states, has been an enigma for many years. The most cited arguement contrary to his existence has been the lack of physical evidence; be it scat, fur, or bones.
Well we here at Fiendish have the ultimate proof, the skull of the wild man of the woods himself!Fiendish Curiosities
This durable, resin cast polyurethane skull is made from a clay scultpture produced by our anthropological experts who attempted to combine human and ape osteo-phenotypes. Note the saggital crest, the cranial grooves, and the oversized jawbone.
Each specimen is hand painted, and can appear as a museum quality skull, or as if just dug out of a peat bog.
Price: $100Fiendish Curiosities
Order at the Fiendish Curiosities website and tell ’em Cryptomundo sent you!
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005.
I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films:
OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.
A delightful addition to my collection! Where’s my Disney Visa card?
Wow, that is soooooo cool!
Actually, it’s the skull of Lumpjaw.
That is one spooky skull! I wouldn’t wanna meet him in a dark alley. 🙂 Thanks! 🙂
Looks like a guy I went to high school with! I might just break open the ol’ piggy bank and buy that. Now, how do I slip it past my wife?
I can see it in sitting above the fireplace and having friends over staring at it incredulously saying “What the heck is that?” “Oh, it’s just the skull of Sasquatch.” What a great conversation piece!
I have one of these skulls. It is cool and the price is reasonable. The material, however, is surprisingly lightweight. Be prepared for that.
If you are serious collector, you’ll have to obtain the skulls of Paranthropus and Gigantopithecus some day, from Bone Clones, licensed by the Grover Krantz estate to help out his widow. The cause is very worthy. And they are both based on Krantz’s reconstrutions from known fossil finds. They have very respectable browridges and sagittal crests.
Now if someone would only make copies of the Gardar skull fragments, which are bigger than the Heidelberg man!!
Very cool! That jaw bone is just too much for me. Looks like he got stung on the chin. If I only had a job right now, I think I would get one. I am so lucky, my girlfriend would find it cool. No sneaking needed here.
Talk about some heavy browridges! I don’t know if it would be good as a conversation peice so much as for freaking people out! 🙂
You’re right there ‘not so’ mystery_man! Cool and scary.
Really cool skull. I make dinosaur skulls (replicas) takes a long time but they turn out great. I love your creative bigfoot skull. How did you place the evolution features so distinctively between humans and primates to create this? That’s probably exactly the way the actual skull would look.