Posted by: Craig Woolheater on December 30th, 2005
Graham Roumieu for Newsweek
Bigfoot didn’t cotton to some of our questions
NEWSWEEK: So the monster getting all the publicity these days is King Kong. Do you know him?
Bigfoot: Oh that just such ignorant question. You think because we both elusive forest creature that we must know each other? No, I not know King Kong, but I hear he a hack. Bigfoot would be much better choice for lead role in “King Kong 2.” Maybe all roles in that movie. It amazing what can be do with computer film compositing these days.
For people who don’t know you, tell us briefly who you are and why we should care.
Are you suggest that there might be people that not care? Please give me name and address and I go fix. Really, how someone not love Bigfoot when I a multitalented, go-go crypto hominid of the 21st century? I enjoy long walks on beach, eat thing I find on ground and yelling at moon while punching and kicking at air.
Craig Woolheater – has written 2376 posts on this site.
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster.