Roadside Bigfoot
Posted by: Loren Coleman on October 29th, 2007
For those that want a giant 11 feet tall Roadside Bigfoot or Yeti, you can bid on one at eBay or buy one at the indicated dot com.
The starting bid is US $500.00 (with reserve) and a Buy It Now price of US $7,000.00. Before shipping costs are added, at his website, the price is listed as
Base Unit (no options) – $4500.00
Options:
Stand (4’ by 8’) 165 pounds wood and carpet – $200.00
Solar eyes (light up at dusk) – $200.00
Custom face – includes face mold, 1 face mask, and face incorporated into Bigfoot. – $3000
This page is filled with what they look like.
How to write a review,
If I’ve never had a view?
Haven’t been sent a sample,
Not even a partial example.
But they sure are ample.
What a great featured head,
Sorta smooth cryptic dead.
Rather see them roadside,
Of course, than bedside.
Keep this brown Bigfoot
And white Yeti afoot,
There near the gas station,
Away from my son’s playstation.
But this is all funny,
This kind of money.
Foreclosure on my mind,
Not surfing eBay for this find.
Send it to Cryptomundo
Let others have a fun go.
– LC
About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading living cryptozoologist. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct).
Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013. He returned as an infrequent contributor beginning Halloween week of 2015.
Coleman is the founder in 2003, and current director of the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, Maine.
That big fellow sure seems able to kick the crap out of ANY garden gnome!!! 🙂
Things like this are actually good for raising Bigfoot awareness amongst the general public.
Hey honey, Look what I bid on e-bay and won. OOPS, I’m in the DOG HO– USE again!!!!
hey loren & everyone WOW thats a wonderful sasquatch statue indeed very inpressive… great article about it as well 🙂 thanks bill green
I dunno, if I take off my (rather strong) glasses, and put Loren’s picture beside the white one. . . .
😉
haha! wow, that thing looks huge. mind telling us who wins the bid… auction…. thing… (doesnt know the correct term XD.)
Very Kool. To expensive for my blood, but it sure give me ideas for a chain saw carving.