Sasquatch React To Massacre Theory
Posted by: Loren Coleman on January 2nd, 2010
Captions are welcome.
Contribution from Brent Swancer.
About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading living cryptozoologist. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct).
Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013. He returned as an infrequent contributor beginning Halloween week of 2015.
Coleman is the founder in 2003, and current director of the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, Maine.
“Those Damn Dirty Homo Sapiens…..!”
Filthy, stinking humans!!!!! We’ll show YOU what a real massacre is!!!!!
The only Good Human, is a Dead Human!
“Wait… Marion, aren’t we humans too?”
“Shhh!”
NO!…..Put down the weapons; one massacre is enough. Let’s just win the humans over with our amazing singing voices.
“Remember the Bluff Creek!!!!!”
[Traditional war cry among the apes]
“Right, you four take out Biscardi and Davis, but Paulides is to be left for me.”
I see you, Brent, found an example of work from the guy who made the suit for Patterson! Good Job!!! 😉
Thanks for this, Brent!!! My choice:
“Kill ‘Em All!!! Let God sort them out!!!”
Or, alternatively:
“Damn them, damn them all!!!” 🙂
(From Burton’s POTA. Thanks to Charlton Heston for the remark.)
Minutes into the battle, the sasquatch army realized that bright red wasn’t the best camouflage.
Fifteen apes on a dead man’s chest
Yo-ho-ho and Biscardi’s a swoosh.
Viva la revolution!
Whadda ya mean your outa banna daqaruis?
Is this a pic from a recent NRA meeting?
Seems bigfoots are as bad at hoaxing to look like us as we are of hoaxing to look like them in appearance!
“we shall over come…”
And further more, oouhh oouhhh oouhh!
Gorilla warfare.
Don’t harm the one that looks a bit like us but is a little less hairy and smells better…..that’s a guy by the name of Loren Coleman…..he’s on our side…..!
Although it is unclear whether sasquatch can braid hair, they are well known for their shotgun wielding skills.
And
Upon examing the photo, a spokesman from Davis’ camp was quoted as saying “It looks fake.”
Which one of you called Patty fat?
Thanks everyone for the laugh. I knew I could count on you all to come up with funny captions for this. 🙂
Maybe we should wear masks, if were seen, it may affect the way they view the bible.
“See, Patty’s not an ape suit. THIS is what ape suits look like!”
“I’ll shoot myself in the eye, the rest of you play dead, and Roger over there will film the whole thing.”
“Sheesh, a whole gang of us doing cleanup detail on the highway and STILL nobody sees anything! Makes you wanna shoot yourself. Speakinawich…”
Thanks mystery_man for making spray bourbon outta my noise from laughing so hard at the davis camp crack you made, WORLD RECORD PAIN! Bravo! Now all I can smell is Wild Turkey 101.
“I’m gonna get me a nice 12 point buck this year, and one of those goofy looking guys covered in leaves too.” “Hey which one of you ate my dogs.”
or
“All the good ones were taken, or shot at Bluff creek. Well I for one am not going to take it anymore. Lets get in there ladies and show them what real Bigfoot are made of.”