Watch Out: That Guy On NoCal Bigfoot

Posted by: Loren Coleman on May 19th, 2009

You thought Leigh Hart’s overview of the Ohio Bigfoot conference was bad enough. Wait until you see what he does with the raging, rampaging, raping Bigfoot of Northern California. It appears the same goes for Hart on the Loch Ness Monster, as well. (Read more here, about his recent Ohio hoax, at the “Kiwi Hoax” and the “Kiwi’s Apology.”)

Photo By Michael Neilson/The Daily Jeffersonian/May 4, 2009
Caption published by the Ohio newspaper: Area Bigfoot authority Don Keating is interviewed by Leigh Hart, host of Mysterious Planet, a New Zealand television series dealing with strange phenomenon. The interview was during the 21st annual Bigfoot Conference/Expo Saturday at Salt Fork Resort and Conference Center. Filming is videographer Brent Spillane.

Is there really a “Mysterious Planet” program or was that part of That Guy, Leigh Hart’s hoax/spoof? Who knows, but has the New Zealand government been fooled into paying for Hart’s travel and gags under the premise he is doing a serious documentary?

Clearly, Leigh Hart has the funding for this “next adventure” for his government has disclosed their public funding for his “project”:

In the second quarter of the FY2009 financial year (Sept to Dec 2008), TVNZ committed just over $2.2 million in Direct Government Funding to three programmes – one entertainment, one factual and one special interest programme.

Direct Government Funding is granted to TVNZ to allow the production of programmes that would not be made in a wholly commercial environment. The Company reports quarterly on programme commissions made with the funding. It also reports in the Interim and Annual Reports on all Direct Government Funded programmes that have been screened in the preceding six months.

Programme: That Guy’s Mysterious Planet
Production Company: Moon Enterprises Ltd
Duration: 6 x half hour
$ committed: $396,003

$1.00 (New Zealand Dollar) = 0.602374 (United States Dollar)
$396,003.00 NZD = $238,561.30 USD

On earlier this year, Leigh Hart published yet another one of his New Zealand Herald columns semi-spelling out what he is up to next. Of course, he probably figures that no one in North America has read this, if his past assumptions are still at work.

But some of us actually are “watching” Leigh Hart now:

In just a couple of months you will be able to join me, the explorer and “expert” and “proud New Zealander”, as I take a long, hard look at the world’s greatest mysteries and in the process, myself. Armed with an internet archaeology degree, a healthy dose of scepticism and a credit card, I will embark on a quest that will take me and my hand-picked team far from home, to some of the most intriguing, remote, and physically challenging locations in the world.

I will dig for the truth, whether it’s trekking through South America in search of El Dorado, the lost city of gold, taking part in expeditions to net Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster, or asking the hard questions at the UFO capital of the world, Roswell.

Until now, nobody overseas has been able to solve these age-old mysteries, so I believe its time to give the Kiwis a shot!

Amidst all the exciting and exotic travel and my attempts to shed new light on these age-old international mysteries, I will endeavour to find a New Zealand connection in just about everything I explore. Often these connections may be surprisingly solid but more often than not they will be incredibly flimsy at best, and clearly a result of having been funded by TVNZ.

It takes a unique talent to be able to find a New Zealand connection with mysterious history that is sometimes thousands of years old but, if it can be done, I believe I am the man to do it.

My doco team will camp for a number of days in the northern Californian wilderness. This is Bigfoot’s backyard, but probably of more concern is the fact that it is also the home of many more tangible beasts such as grizzly bears, wild cats and some very stupid and possibly inbred people. I will talk to many people who claim to have had first-hand encounters with the legendary Bigfoot, including a guy called Dan who maintains he was raped repeatedly by the beast back in 1964.

As promised, we also meet New Zealanders who have had first-hand experience with Bigfoot, specifically the Thompson family from Dunedin who claim their camper van was attacked by Bigfoot while on holiday just north of San Francisco – an attack that regrettably wasn’t covered by their vehicle insurance package.

Leigh Hart’s Mysterious Planet will air on TV2 later this year – or will it?

One of Leigh Hart’s previous trips to Bigfoot country:

P.S. To all my friends at Loch Ness, watch out too. Perhaps you understand his Scottish humor via New Zealand, but I know you’ve had your fill of Nessie-ridicule-humor.

But, it appears the media thinks the first stop will be…Peru.

Rachel’s blog: “In the Sunday papers: May 17 2009”:
“Leigh Hart is going to Peru to film a documentary series for TVNZ entitled Leigh Hart’s Mysterious Planet in search of the mythical city of gold, El Dorado.”

Loren Coleman About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading living cryptozoologist. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries. Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct). Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013. He returned as an infrequent contributor beginning Halloween week of 2015. Coleman is the founder in 2003, and current director of the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, Maine.

12 Responses to “Watch Out: That Guy On NoCal Bigfoot”

  1. Viergacht responds:

    You don’t have to be from NZ to figure out this guy just isn’t very funny. Certainly not as amusing as he clearly thinks he is.

  2. Hondo responds:

    KIWI Biscardi?

  3. DWA responds:

    Well, I for one am waiting for this Kiwi’s findings with bated breath. (I may actually buy a TV.)

    I mean, look up there. He’s found not only inbred people (sasquatch???????????????????) but grizzly bears, in CALIFORNIA no less. (The bears were hiding on the STATE FLAG. Who knew?)

    What else might The Intrepid Baldy find? (Do they call that the Radford Do?) He’s even found a new way of spelling Big Foot!

    You need an eyeroll icon.

  4. myseryoak responds:

    Speaking of other trouble makers….. He’s certainly not funny like Scott Herriott. Journey to Squatchdom, now, that’s a-bust-a-gut funny.

  5. DNS responds:

    What a tool. I am sure there are a lot of sane and honest Kiwis who are as embarrassed as we are about having to share the planet with this clown.

  6. odingirl responds:

    “some very stupid and possibly inbred people”?

    I suspect the only truly stupid and inbred people are those who allocated $396,000 to this chucklehead to bring world-wide embarrassment to the New Zealanders.

  7. Jeremy_Wells responds:

    Man… this guy really has an obsession with bigfoot rape, doesn’t he?

  8. Andrew Minnesota responds:

    haha Jeremy_Wells I was going to say the same thing! I don’t think that he has to worry about it happening to him in the Californian woods though, one would like to think even Sasquatch have standards.

  9. Munnin responds:

    “…the fact that it is also the home of many more tangible beasts such as grizzly bears,…”

    Hmmm. WAS also the home of grizzly bears. Although it has been estimated that there were once as many as 10,000 of them living in California, their conspicuous absence for nearly a century now is not exactly news. I guess it isn’t necessary for the host to do much research before embarking on such a tongue in cheek program as this one apparently is. The California subspecies of the brown bear (a.k.a. grizzly bear), Ursus arctos californicus, has been gone for 80 years or more. Except, that is, for its likeness, which has is used as a California state emblem in various contexts, including on the State flag.

    I hope he doesn’t expect to see any passenger pigeons.

  10. tropicalwolf responds:

    Why are we giving this idiot the attention he wants?

  11. Loren Coleman responds:

    No, tropicalwolf, this is not about his ego or more attention, but awareness, so those whom he wishes to fool and ridicule will be alerted to his presence and tactics in their ‘hoods. Those are the people I am hoping will read this, of course.

  12. Mark Wallbank responds:

    hi all,
    Well, Im a Kiwi and I havent heard anything about Mysterious Planet as yet. I guess he’s keeping it hush. However, New Zealand does have a very annoying and frustrating habit of dishing out tax payer funded grants to pretty much everyone and anyone for the most ridiculous things, so sending this talentless and embarassing self proclaimed ‘comedian’ on a nice getaway trip to take the piss out of people, sounds about right for this country.
    We have very low standards here I’m afraid.
    It really wouldnt be so bad if he was just upfront about it all and said that it was a sarcastic, yet lighthearted look at the subject, and promoted it as humour, satire and comedy. I cerainly dont have any problem with a comical doco about bigfoot, theres no reason why the subject has to be only serious, moody and academic.
    Just as long as the producers of that doco stick with the facts and the evidence at hand and treat everyone with the respect and courtesy they deserve.

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