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Squatchip

Posted by: Loren Coleman on April 22nd, 2008

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I guess for pure fundraising efforts, I have overlooked that bag of potato chips in my kitchen. Now comes word that a Hampton, Virginia, resident is selling a chip with a hollowed out “image” of Bigfoot in its middle over at eBay.

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Here’s the description:

I have here for auction one ruffled potato chip that looks like Bigfoot. Just for fun, let’s call him Chipfoot. :-)

The chip is in very good/stable condition and should ship quite nicely.

Compare my photo by using your favorite Internet search engine for a famous picture of Bigfoot. There’s a striking resemblance.

I reserve the right to refuse bids from unfavorable or zero feedback bidders. No shenanigans please.

Happy bidding and good luck! Buyer covers shipping and insurance. I hope you win.

I don’t know; it kinda looks like an overweight Yeti to me versus the classic Patty. To each their own vision of Squatchip, I guess.

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The ultimate Yeti collectible, The Bumble Cookie Jar (above) vs the Patterson-Gimlin famed frame Bigfoot (below, right).

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Of course the buyer of the potato artifact purchases insurance. Anyone want to take any bets on the chip breaking in shipping?

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Loren Coleman – has written 5491 posts on this site.
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries. Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct). Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013.


13 Responses to “Squatchip”

  1. thehoch responds:

    I don’t mind humor, as matter of fact I encourage it, but at some point the old potato chip look a likes and gags diminish the value of a legitimate argument for Bigfoot. I get teased enough for my believing in Bigfoot by friends and family, stories like these only add fuel to the fire.

  2. CryptoHaus_Press responds:

    omg! i thought i had truly heard and seen it all re: EBay, but this is definitely a new low (and not low sodium either!).

    gads, i mean, it’s bad enough poor ol’ bigfoot gets ‘squatch from the beef jerky people (or did i miss the part where they’re donating a piece of the profits to cryptomundo or at least some nat’l parks?), but this is worse than the folks who see Virgin Mary in their bagels, cheetos, etc.

    or is it?

    maybe this is a ‘holey’ bigfoot?

  3. red_pill_junkie responds:

    That comes to prove that American television is on a steep decline, when people begin to pay more attention to the chips they’re eating,than to the shows they’re watching! :-)

  4. cryptidsrus responds:

    I think it is funny as heck nevertheless…

    RED_PILL_JUNKIE:

    So true, so true…

  5. sausage1 responds:

    A Dorito with mange.

  6. squatch-toba responds:

    Yikes!! I hope T.B. doesn’t have the munchies!!

  7. Hawkeye responds:

    “A Dorito with mange”

    now that was funny

  8. Point Radix responds:

    Did they find this chip in the bag ‘as is’?
    Or was the bigfoot image intentionally cut out of the chip (e.g., through meticulous selective soaking)?
    That information would make a difference to the bids.

  9. MattBille responds:

    I thought it looked more like Barney the Dinosaur, myself.

  10. planettom responds:

    Depending on which way you turn it, I even see Abe Lincoln with a mullet. :-)

  11. a_mangy_human responds:

    “A DORITO WITH MANGE”!!! LMAO good one Sausage1!
    yeah I agree with red_pill_junkie, signs of the times no doubt!

  12. A. Santini responds:

    If they put that chip down on a white background, it could even be a Yeti… Just like the one I found in my spag-yetti.

  13. sausage1 responds:

    One tries, one tries …



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