Virginia Bigfoot Video
Posted by: Craig Woolheater on March 29th, 2007
A new Bigfoot video was posted to youtube. It’s obviously a fake, but I thought that I would share it with the readers of Cryptomundo.
Following is the text from youtube.
Bigfoot, Sasquatch caught on video on Hunting Trip
This is a video I recorded on a Hunting trip in Virginia. I was scared out of my mind but I still managed to take 40 seconds of video with my camera. I will never forget the size of this thing, It had to be at least 7 and a half foot tall and most likley weighed about 900 Lbs. It was huge and lucky for me I was able to hide behind a very large tree while taking this video. It had to be a Bigfoot! Sorry about the sound, my camera does not record sound. It is also not the best quality since I had to zoom in to get a close up, but at least I did get a full shot of whatever it was.rifleman1974
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I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films:
OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.
Hunting trip, huh? Well, why didn’t he just bag the critter and end all the mystery. Except of course he would have shot his friend inside the suit and that would have been murder. Honestly, why is the critter’s head cocked back all the time, looking up in the sky? Seems to me that whoever it is inside the costume is looking thru eye slits in the chest part of the costume and the head is cocked back as a result. Pretty phony looking!!
You got to be kidding me.
Looks and kinda walks like a little person or a kid in a cheap apesuit with a mask that’s way too big. Poor little feller…
The more you watch it the funnier it gets, look at the arms swinging below the propped up shoulders. Take off the head and shoulders and the legs are the right length.
Good one.
Do they really think anyone will believe this is a real animal?
I loved how ole Sasquatch stopped and posed for the cameraman. LOL And kudos to the cinematographer for not spastically shaking the camera all over the place during the money shot. 😉
Did they really think that anyone would take this video seriously? It’s good for comedy value I’ll give them that. This has to be one of the most unconvincing “Bigfoot” videos ever. The suit sucks and so does the fakers attempt to walk convincingly in it. These videos sure aren’t getting any better. Very disapointing.
Good timing Craig, I needed a good laugh today and seeing this video has definitely helped.
For a second I thought I was watching the Toho/Rankin-Bass film “King Kong Escapes”, but then I realized that the monster suit was merely 1/1,000th as good as the suit from that 40-year-old movie. Was that Dominick Perez in the Yarwen suit?
Looks like that bigfoot has never seen trees before. With his head cocked back, he looks like a tourist in the Big City. I suspect the video has no sound because the camera crew were laughing hysterically throughout filming. Tip for hoaxers: bigfoot is not likely to wander aimlessly through the woods.
You people are killing me! Some of your comments are funny. Phew. That’s a Bigfoot with issues…like, seeing trees for the first time! Good one Badstate. For real, somebody catch that Bigfoot and get him some help.
I guess the only way to end this nonsense is to shoot it in the Butt.
I went to the youtube site for a better look. That is the worst ape suit I have seen.
Now, now, you all know Mr. Foot was on a nature walk, he wasn’t expecting the media to be out, so he wasn’t looking his best. FAKE!
Hahaha!!!
This is the worst hoax I’ve ever seen. But it is certainly the funniest! I think I know why there wasn’t sound. The “Sasquatch” had to be told when to pose for the camera.
Good Grief!
where to begin…….hmmmmmm…..
Dudes….get a better costume eh?
That’s the Kentucky pancake eater! Look at the big head! It’s a new species of big headed Southern apes.
The mysterious bobble headed bigfoot! Where’s the discovery channel, we need another documentary!
I have one of the slowest internet connection speeds out there. I was unable to completely load the “movie” (in fact I just loaded the very beginning before I got bumped off the net). Right then and there I had to contain a burst of laughter while my girlfriend slept in the next room. That has to be the worst big foot costume I have ever seen. Biscardi’s dancing big foot comes a close second. Besides, I dunno about anyone else, but I don’t take a video camera with me when hunting. oh yeah, sorry for the sound. Please, if this was the real thing, sound would be the last thing to worry about. Kudos for trying to give it the right arm length, but I could tell that the lower half wasn’t real. Next time get a suit that fits.
If this video had been shot in Maine it could have explained why the mutant got hit on the road. It wasn’t an accident it was suicide to escape this human stupidity. To quote Charles Brown “good grief!”.
Ministry of Silly Walks # 2
Whoever is in the suit walks as if he has fouled his britches. As they say in Norfolk ‘it make Oi larrrrf!’
You know what would have been amazing? If a real squatch came out and thought this clown was a female! That would have been AMAZINGLY FUNNY! Now that footage would be worthy of a documentary.
I’m sorry, I’m still laughing ha, ha, ha.
Hey squatchwatcher, His eyes would be as big as paper plates.
Watch the way this thing walks. It walks like someone wearing scuba fins on their feet. I love how short the legs are. I’m still laughing every time I watch this video.
interesting bigfoot filmfootage im very skeptical of this one. bill
Tom Biscardi anyone?
I’m going to be the odd one out here and pose a question. Why is it that they say the “bigfoot” is 7.5 feet tall and possibly 900 pounds? Robert Wadlow was almost 9 feet tall when he died, and he only got up to 490lbs. Even assuming a bit more girth and a lot of muscle, I don’t think that would quite make it up to 900lbs. Large Gorillas in the wild only get to about 500lbs.
Seriousness aside.
squatchwatcher
Okay, I admit, I laughed.
Beachdaddy03
Well, SOMEthing would be as big around as a paper plate…
Thanks Craig. I really needed a good laugh tonight. THAT is funnier than any Bigfoot spoof I have ever seen.
personally I like this video… it shows exactly what is wrong with costume proportions, even though the arms are long like bf, the legs are too short. Just more proof for the real video of bf with the right proportions.
That’s the real thing! I know because my cousin’s brother was in VA and he tolt me that saskwatches are all over the place!
wun time his gramother was layin in some caned perserves an as she was a werkin on the porch wun of her honds lit out frum under the frunt porch after sumtin. She tolt him she smelt it and looked up an it was a runnin away. She said she peed her brichis from frite!
his Gramp tolt her to stop a drinkin the wite litnin but he new she wunt lien.
I agree with Squatchwatcher. Someday some clowns will be out filming and ol’ Mr. Bigfoots’ gonna need some lovin’…and… well, ya wouldn’t want to be the one in the suit that day! Woo Hoo! I hope they keep filming and bring us the ugly truth.
geez…. I mean, honestly??!
Hahahahaha! That is hilarious! 7 feet tall? I don’t think so. I love the way it kind of stops and almost poses for the camera before moving on to meander around the trees, almost like a model on a catwalk. Is this footage some kind of joke?
I think the sound was off so that we don’t hear the person who shot this snickering uncontrollably as he films it.
That is so wonderfully fake that it’s brilliant!
Sure makes you appreciate the Blair Witch Project, or all of those old Roger Corman “B” horror flicks!
I was a little worried that the actor’s mask was going to fall off when he tilted his head back.
Now let’s give this a fair shake…what’s so wrong…oh that’s it, I can’t do it…that put the “Pit” in pitiful…I’m surprised he didn’t walk into a tree…probably took him half a dozen takes to do it right…geez
You know what I hope? I hope that’s a real bigfoot.
It would serve all you cynics right.
Boy, it would serve me right too. I don’t know what was funnier, the video or the comments up here! I’m wondering how I can follow this show. But I’m holding out hope he could be real. Look how he looks up and around (and around and around), like he’s scouring the skies for a Ropen for lunch. Look how he steps high; he’s been here, he knows the country, he’s aware how full of deer poop it is. Look how either his arms or his legs or his body are too short – or his head too big – to have a shot at anything but a Ropen who flies like he walks. He must be astonished at how tall the trees are. Or how, um, short, yeah that’s it, how SHORT they are.
Wait. I have to go look again. And this has inspired me; I want to help hoaxers even more now!
1. Do a writeup that doesn’t sound faker than the video.
2. Bigfoot may have a sense of humor. But I think it comes from looking at US, not looking at HIM.
Hey shumway10973, go wake up your girlfriend. She has GOT to see this.
A couple other things.
1. Is it funnier on Youtube? I don’t want to go to the trouble unless it’s gonna be way funnier.
2. Look at the Patterson film again. 40 years, and they’re the worst they’ve ever been! Sometimes progress does happen in the opposite direction. Or something.
Thanks Craig – that’s a Bobby Dazzler! I’m speechless… 🙂
HAHAHA!!
I’m still trying to imagine that guy running down a deer. Maybe he takes his helmet off first. What a bushel basket! If they have brains that big, they really need to put roofs over their heads.
Am I the only one who considers pouring himself a cold one in honor of P/G at times like this? Sorta like the 1972 Miami Dolphins when yet another pretender inevitably loses its first game?
Geez when I seen that real sasquatch I nearly peed myself. This video must be real I did pee myself from laughter…not. I could ripp this fake footage apart; but, it has already had its day of ripp roaring laughter. If it was real you could bet the footage might of been a few seconds long. Good try shorty.
OMG! that is the single fakest thing I have ever seen! I cannot believe that the people who staged this could be so dumb! I agree with everything below PLUS what wild creature just MEANDERS through the woods! It should have been eating or something! Also, for a creature that no one has ever hunted down and killed, it did seem rather oblivious to the MORON watching it!
By everything below, I meant everything above, by the way… new here…