“What the”: Provo Canyon Thrower Bigfoot
Posted by: Craig Woolheater on January 22nd, 2014
This is most likely the same big foot that was spotted a month ago in provo canyon. What do you think?
Beard Card Bigfoot encounter
On December 2nd 2012 a hiker was in the Utah hills near Provo Canyon when he came across a massive looking bipedal creature on a hillside. The man took out his camera and began filming. This is the footage he caught that day…
About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005.
I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films:
OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.
The top video gives me a sudden pang of nostalgia for Charlie Gemora.
The second video answers the question “Does bigfoot crap in the woods?”- He would, if he could only get 5 minutes of privacy.
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In my experience, people don’t say “What the…” when they’re genuinely surprised.
Good costume, though.
And I never trust a video short enough to Tweet.
Did they actualy think that, “that” video could fool anybody ???
“Bull….” is what is being thrown with these videos. A side-arming Bigfoot…c’mon.
And what is it supposed to be hiding from behind those defoliated trees and bushes.
It must be a lot of fun to make a fake Bigfoot video and then see it on sites such as YouTube and even here.
Tell y’what Craig Patty an’ her tribe’re really lettin’ ’emselves go.
Someone should send Jamie Oliver in there t’wrestle the fish an’ chips an’ eel pies out their hands before we get a video entitled Fatbastardsquatch.
I’m startin’ t’wonder if the reason they’ve avoided detection so long’s because they’re disguisin’ ’emselves as bouncy castles filled with lard.
I mean that could well be a Sasquatch but it could also be a creature made o’ sentient black puddin’s.
I thought us humans ‘ad it bad with obesity but we haven’t quite reached the stage where ‘r muscles look like poorly puffed up bin bags.
Me brother saw yet another out o’ condition fox runnin’ round Liverpool city centre today lookin’ exactly like all the others mangy bedraggled an’ unkempt which suggests t’me somethin’s goin’ on in the countryside forcin’ ’em t’wards the city ’cause they sure don’t seem t’appreciate city livin’.
Ditto if that’s really a Bigfoot somethin’ awf’ly bad must be goin’ on in the countryside ’cause not only did it take half an hour t’find somethin’ t’throw but it was a poorly thrown poorly aimed titchy little thing compared t’some o’ the massive objects formerly reported.
I mean if that’d been a gorilla or even a baboon it’d’ve been in y’face in a second.
Even plonkies lyin’ in the gutter put up a better show than that.