Willow Creek Sasquatch Photo
Posted by: Craig Woolheater on February 19th, 2014
Oh boy, Mark Anders again…
Excellent photo captured from video of a Willow Creek, California bigfoot in the woods.
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005.
I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films:
OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.
P/G was actually filmed at Bluff Creek… not Willow Creek. The two are about 30 miles apart.
Yeah, that’s an “excellent” photo, isn’t it? No highlights, no detail, just a flat, featureless shape.
These guys are dufuses. They don’t even know where the P-G film was taken.
As for “always being on the move”, that’s obviously when they would be encountered/photographed. How likely is it someone would have an image of one chilling on the edge of a silvan glade, fifty miles from nowhere?
Come on, admit it… didn’t “sylvan glade” get you to sigh and relax, if only for a moment? I want my sylvan glade now!
I remember those dudes from before. Unfortunately, I can take about 3 minutes of them (the second guy is particularly annoying) before I want to scream. I managed to make it through the first video, but then realised there was going to be more, like before, and at that point my forbearance was exhausted.
I’ll have what Goodfoot is having.
Dang. Going to have to invent the “sylvan glade” cocktail now, lol.
OK here it is off the cuff:
Sylvan Glade cocktail
3 oz. gin
1/2 oz. italian vermouth
1/2 oz french vermouth
6 drops sweet birch essential oil
2 drops spruce essential oil
2 dashes orange bitters
Stir with ice, strain into martini glass garnished with green spruce tip.
Have three and you will act like the Finding Bigfoot crew, banging and hooting, but with much greater chance of seeing something.
Craig I can’t make up me mind which o’ two things Mark Anders’s done
i) sprayed someone’s legs black then got them t’carry a crude outsized cardboard cutout of a Bigfoot down hill
ii) discovered a hitherto unknown species the sparrow legged Sasquatch…
…’cause them’s some seriously short’n’skinny legs
Dang, hoodoorocket, sounds good. Where do I find a bar with sweet birch and spruce essential oils, I wonder? I’ll look online for some; probably I’ll have to make my own. No rum? Sounds like it should have some rum in it, too….
EDIT: found these oils online. I’m gonna put some wormwood oil in mine, too. Mmmmm. Wormwood!
I like Butchy Kid vids better ;p