May the Best Primate Win

Posted by: Craig Woolheater on December 26th, 2013


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About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.

3 Responses to “May the Best Primate Win”

  1. Johnnie Holmes via Facebook responds:

    Anyone know if you have to kill one to win? If so, I’d boycott.

  2. Jonathan Poulsen responds:

    If they killed a real sasquatch and proved it’s existence, you would support the find 100%. Hypocrite.

  3. William responds:

    I am beginning to think the best way to prove one exists is to put out food offerings and if they eventually eat the food then try some wine and then eventually some hard liquor.

    Like the King Kong movie and Zana story, getting one tipsy would possibly allow a sample of its hair, and DNA along with some close up video and photo graphs. All without harming the creature other than a hangover the next morning.

    So perhaps the Sasquatch Ontario folks are on to something even though they are joking around with two humans. If someone could truly get one to habituate, perhaps they could get one intoxicated enough to gain the ultimate evidence without resorting to killing one.

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