Finding What?
Posted by: Loren Coleman on August 4th, 2012
Let’s have a bit of weekend editorial fun. Write your own caption to the following image. Cartoon art by Rictor Riolo.
About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading living cryptozoologist. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct).
Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013. He returned as an infrequent contributor beginning Halloween week of 2015.
Coleman is the founder in 2003, and current director of the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, Maine.
The Squavengers?
I am Bigfoot. HEAR ME ROAR!
[Hollywood movie spruiker’s voice]:
“They never really did find Bigfoot, but he was there all along, and now he’s really p***** off…..”
Yeah, feeble, I know.
I like how they’re all facing the wrong way
The producers of the show told us to never turn our backs to the camera. No wonder we can never spot a squatch!!!
Loren at first I noted the front three all had equipment germane to Finding Bigfoot but couldn’t quite work out what the hell the ballet dancing guy at the back’s baseball bat was for?
Then I noted the front three all seemed to be reaching behind them with a peculiarly clenched fist – the female journalist in such a way as to make ‘Nijinksy’ look particularly pleased.
Then I was struck by Bigfoot’s particularly agonised roar and I realised what the baseball bat was for.
I mean I’m all for boosting the ratings but having Jerry Sandusky on board as a series advisor?
The Fantastic Foursome,
Educated, armed with the latest hardware, and ready to rock a woods near you…
Now only Animal Planet can hold them back…
Very Simple
“Finding Viewers”
TV Guide Preview:
Watch 4 of the least attractive human beings ever brought together, with absolutely no personalities, no wit, no charm, no sense of humor, and NO CLUE, search random forests, investigating year old youtube videos, interviewing anyone who wants to be on TV, using cameras pointing at their own unattractive faces, screaming in the woods like American Idol contestants, having thier producers plant any and all evidence they need, and FINDING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch the DRAMATIC cut aways to commercials only to return to a fleer image of a horse. Watch videos proven as hoaxes years ago being debated as fact with the drama and passion of a Rent A Center commercial. And watch squatch after squatch exist in EVERY FOREST without ever being seen, heard, or filmed.
Yes, ratings are through the roof with this show…so much so, the show could be expanding to random forests throughout the world.
Yes, I used to blame public schools for the reason this show had so many viewers…but now I understand better. The Mayans were right, the end of the world is only a few months away, Dec 21, 2012. The fact that THIS SHOW has so many viewers is the final sign of the coming Apocalypse
The only good thing is that everyone associated with the show will have only 4 months to enjoy their fame and fortune…Thank you Mayans
“He was behind us the whole time?!”
Why Matt Moneymaker is wearing a Designer Hello Kitty Back Pack?
The Sasquatch Posse! (I actually belonged to a group by that name in high school) 🙂