Bigfoot Speaks Up About Ketchup Flap
Posted by: Loren Coleman on December 1st, 2012
Finally, we are hearing from Bigfoot himself who has commented on new findings that confirm his existence.
Graham Roumieu personally forwarded the breaking news to me that Bigfoot has a few choice words to say about the supposed results from the new DNA tests.
In a series of four hard-hitting questions about the latest Facebook news on the test results, Bigfoot has a few things to say.
Here’s one of the exchanges:
Q: It’s been four years since your last book. I guess this means you’ll have to write something new.
Bigfoot: It true, Bigfoot should do something. Have been seclusion, but in me defence have been productive seclusion, sort of like when Monet started wearing old lady dress and slippers and painted mud puddle all day. Something new and good will happen and Bigfoot will sell lots of coffee mug and jar of scab. Especially now that Dr. Ketchup have me DNA anyways.
Read the entire National Post interview here.
About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading living cryptozoologist. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct).
Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013. He returned as an infrequent contributor beginning Halloween week of 2015.
Coleman is the founder in 2003, and current director of the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, Maine.
We need another book, Bigfoot.
If I had to choose: sasquatch confirmation…but no more Bigfoot autobiography….it would be tough.