“We…evolved from larger breasts.”

Posted by: Loren Coleman on March 27th, 2007

New Almas Imagery

The representation of an almasty based on some eyewitness reports.

Everyone is talking about the new video out of British Columbia. Even “Page Six.” Here’s a snippet from today’s Canadian version of the gossip column:

A new video has hit the web showing two brothers being caught off-guard by a dark humanoid creature in a forest near Tofino, B.C. Was it a Sasquatch? Was there any Kokanee nearby? The sightings still happen year after year. Fact or fiction? Page Six was out and about to ask folks if they believe there are Sasquatches e-like creatures — roaming undetected throughout the vast forests of Canada and the U.S.

Den William, 38: “Fiction. They’re really just a bunch of hairy girls from Nelson.”

Chloe Bennett, 23: “Not real. You gotta see ’em to believe it and I’ve never seen one.”

Dave Bennett, 38: “Absolutely real. There’s millions of acres and lots of sightings. They’re still hard to find, there’s so much territory.”

Mark Miller, 37: “Fact. There’s a guy in Idaho who recently came up with a bunch of scientific evidence saying there’s something out there. It wouldn’t be the first time science said something wasn’t true when it was.”

Tyler Sedgwick, 36: “Yes. Man might have been an extension of this. We might have evolved from larger beasts.”

Crystal Sedgwick, 32: “Yes. I just want to believe something different is out there. Anything is possible.”

Louise Rough, 33: “It’s a possibility. It’s the unknown and anything is possible. There’s an element of mystery to it.”

Karen Harvich, 43: “Real. It may be the last remnants of a pre-historic man or an ape. We like those stories. Why the heck not believe it?” Chris Gerristen, Page Six, Calgary Sun, March 27, 2007

Loren Coleman About Loren Coleman
Loren Coleman is one of the world’s leading cryptozoologists, some say “the” leading living cryptozoologist. Certainly, he is acknowledged as the current living American researcher and writer who has most popularized cryptozoology in the late 20th and early 21st centuries. Starting his fieldwork and investigations in 1960, after traveling and trekking extensively in pursuit of cryptozoological mysteries, Coleman began writing to share his experiences in 1969. An honorary member of Ivan T. Sanderson’s Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained in the 1970s, Coleman has been bestowed with similar honorary memberships of the North Idaho College Cryptozoology Club in 1983, and in subsequent years, that of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, CryptoSafari International, and other international organizations. He was also a Life Member and Benefactor of the International Society of Cryptozoology (now-defunct). Loren Coleman’s daily blog, as a member of the Cryptomundo Team, served as an ongoing avenue of communication for the ever-growing body of cryptozoo news from 2005 through 2013. He returned as an infrequent contributor beginning Halloween week of 2015. Coleman is the founder in 2003, and current director of the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, Maine.

15 Responses to ““We…evolved from larger breasts.””

  1. Bob Michaels responds:

    No need for implants.

  2. squatchwatcher responds:

    No wonder they stay hidden! Wow, that would be a site to see, I wouldn’t want to tell anybody about that either.

  3. Ceroill responds:

    What a unique comment. Hmm. Sort of brings to my mind part of the old folklore about ‘elves’ and such, especially I believe from Northern Europe. In some of the old descriptions it was mentioned that the women had breasts so long they would drape them backward over their shoulders.

    The only real point here is pondering the potential effects that hypothetical relic homonid/humanoid/primate species might have had on our mythologies in the past.

  4. harleyb responds:

    Even if we had all the evidence it would be too “big” for everyone to handle. Humans love to believe in something more than this “normal” life, but seriously you have to admit there are things that go bump in the night that have scared people and animals alike for centuries. The true skeptic could become a believer after one true sighting.

  5. Rillo777 responds:

    Be careful Loren–you’re going to get us an “R” rating!:)

  6. gridbug responds:

    And in an instant, the controversy of Sasquatch’s “longer than normal arms” is relegated to the back burner. 🙂

  7. silvereagle responds:

    A new poster child for “Cooper’s Droop” perhaps? Apparently, failing to wear brasseires, not only results in a chronic case of the droop, but it appears to have the side effect of causing uncontrolled growth of body hair. No longer any need to shave for that summer bikini, when female back hair is so long that they cannot even find their own butt.

  8. Bob Michaels responds:

    a candidate for a Playboy Centerfold, get a hold of Hugh Hefner.

  9. JasonCatalanello responds:

    There were giants on the earth in those days…

  10. MBFH responds:

    Ms Anderson seems to have let herself go…;)

    Loren – I’ve never seen this pic before though, thanks (I think!). I find information on the Almasty/Almasti difficult to find – can you give us any more?

  11. Danno responds:

    I can’t believe people are making this big of a deal out of a fuzzy video of a bear.

    Although the female bigfoot picture is kinda sexy.

  12. Sharm responds:

    LOL. I thought it was someone’s typo or something

  13. mystery_man responds:

    There are a lot of crude comments I could make about this picture, but nothing that woud be proper! 🙂 Why is it grasping one of them? Really wierd picture, Loren!

  14. sausage1 responds:

    We have had Werner Herzog faking Nessie, so who is gonna fake a lady almas for film?

    Step forward Russ Meyer!

  15. Boo responds:

    WEEEE! Imagine if you saw her run down a hill!

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