Tokoloshe Terror
Posted by: Nick Redfern on August 4th, 2013
If you watched Josh Gates’ show, Destination Truth, you may remember the episode in which he headed off in hot-pursuit of the Tokoloshe. If you didn’t see it, well you may wonder what on earth this truly bizarre creature is (or is believed to be).
Well, the good news is that you can find all the answers in a brand new book published in the UK by Jon Downes’ CFZ Press. The author is S.D. Tucker and the title is Terror of the Tokoloshe.
And here’s the (very extensive!) blurb for the book, from Jon:
“Who, these days, still believes in goblins? Well surprisingly, millions of people do, right the way across the countries of southern Africa, where such creatures are known as tokoloshes. Little known in the West, these entities – hairy little men with gigantic magical penises and the ability to turn themselves invisible through the aid of an enchanted pebble – are a matter of everyday belief in nations such as South Africa, Zimbabwe, Namibia and Lesotho.
“In this, the first ever full-length book to be published upon the topic in the West, the consequences of this bizarre belief are explored in immense detail. It is not just that poltergeist-hauntings and UFO-sightings are blamed upon the activities of this nefarious little imp; so are everyday misfortunes such as a person’s lack of success in love or business.
“Rather more outlandishly, tokoloshes are also held responsible for supposedly raping innocent women in their beds at night and then impregnating them with goblin-children; court cases have arisen in which people have been accused of murdering such unfortunate infants whilst under the genuine impression that they were evil tokoloshe-babies.
“But this is not all – tokoloshes have also been linked with witchcraft, zombies, paranormal stone-showers, murder, ancient Trickster-gods, sightings of unknown animals and outbreaks of mass hysteria.
“In no other book can you read about topics as diverse and strange as haunted toilets, killer one-eyed Cyclops-men made from porridge, severed penises being used as magical batteries and a deformed baby goat born with the head of Homer Simpson. All this, and the full uncensored tale of the man who claimed to have been molested in the night by a big gay hippo-monster
“Lavishly illustrated and all fully-referenced, this book is not only filled with dozens of unusual, amusing and hitherto-unexamined real-life stories, it also tries to place prevailing contemporary southern African belief in the tokoloshe into some kind of plausible social context. The tokoloshe may not be a genuinely real creature, but it certainly occupies a position of social reality in the minds of those who believe in it – with truly wide-ranging and often unexpected consequences.”
About Nick Redfern
Punk music fan, Tennents Super and Carlsberg Special Brew beer fan, horror film fan, chocolate fan, like to wear black clothes, like to stay up late. Work as a writer.
Yep, all about Goblins and the Tokoloshe. From accounts by the kind of brains that just re-elected Robert Mugabe as their president. Thank you.