Christopher Noël: Confident There is a Body
Posted by: Craig Woolheater on May 11th, 2013
Why “Hank”: The Sixth of Many Reasons I am Still Confident that Rick Dyer is Telling the Truth.
6) Dyer has maintained since the beginning of this whole saga that his main investor is someone everyone has heard of. I have now confirmed (through three independent sources) that this person is Hank Williams, Jr. This is why Dyer is calling the dead Sasquatch “Hank,” to honor his sponsor. I find this fact to be yet another indication of the overall coherence of the story, the way that details consistently presented since the beginning keep eventually proving accurate.
Scams and hoaxes tend to fall apart over time. This story only gets stronger.
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005.
I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films:
OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.
Wow, all I can say to this news is that Dyer better have escape plans to hit the border in an instant because if he is scamming ole Hank Jr out of money he is liable to get his ass kicked. Hank is nobody to fool with hoss!
Though on the fence till the information is released I feel that its possible this is true.if it is I hope.its used to prove the existence of this cryptid and that it is uncontroversial and that it helps protect our forest and our distant cousins. Though I feel they could have done this by taking HD footage of this individual and confronted it forcing it to expose itself and react to its discovery and making it vocalize and shot with a preoptic dart obtaining DNA and possibly a tracking device.this is one way to shed light on this mystery.
I still don’t get it. What is Hank Williams, jr doing with the dead Bigfoot all of this time? Research? I knew of Mr. Williams musical talent, but was unaware he had a degree in anthropology as well.
Until we see it and the science community see it, it means nothing. Not wasting my time to read the story. Wake me when we have real proof.
“Scams and hoaxes tend to fall apart over time…”
Yes, they do.
Especially when there is zero evidence and several known hoaxers involved.
ok enough crap..show the damn body or some evidence to show that its real, or move on to the next story..this has gone on way to long…..this is becoming boring
“I find this fact to be yet another indication of the overall coherence of the story, the way that details consistently presented since the beginning keep eventually proving accurate.”
that was GREAT!!! i laughed so hard my diet pepsi came out of my nose!!!
“Your cheatin heart – will make you weep,
You’ll lie and lie, this hoax to keep,
But you can’t fool, the whole world through,
Your cheatin heart, will tell on you”.
My apologies to Hank Sr. without whom there would be no Hank Jr. – in more ways than one.
Been here before, too many times. Let’s be truthful, it’s a hoax.
Yet another yokel carrying on this embarrassing farce, these stupid, stupid people will never learn and even stupider people will continue to carry on supporting them. So tired of this rubbish.
I have a theory on Dyer and his involvement with bigfoot scams. I think he (Dyer) personally holds the belief that anyone who actually believes bigfoot exists are gullible idiots. Ergo, this entitles him to play any kind of hoax on said fools as they (being such gullible idiots) are deserving of it for being so stupid. (Note: this is the opposite of reality, as in my estimation most in the so-called bigfoot community are above average inquisitive and open minded types, rather than stupid and gullible fools, but I am giving you my view of how Dyer thinks).
It could be possible that Hank Jr. given his conservative views may very well think the same way, that anyone who takes bigfoot seriously is a liberal fool who deserves to be hoaxed to the max. (Note: this is just a theory and not based on any actual knowledge).
HaHaa! LOL That’s awesome! 🙂 This is getting more and more like professional wrestling with each update. I do hope a body exists, but not a murdered one. So, August 15th is supposed to be the unveiling day…anyone care to give thoughts on what we’ll see posted here on August 16th??? 🙂 🙂 🙂
It would be tenuous enough if you were to say, “Christopher Noel: Confident There Is a Bigfoot” or “Dyer Claims to Have Bigfoot Body.” Neither of these establish that Bigfoot is (or is not) a real animal, but at least they’re both only once removed from it. But if now you’re saying, “Christopher Noel is Confident that Hank Williams, Jr., Believes that Dyer Has A Bigfoot Body,” this is starting to sound like a really bad joke. I suppose the next step would be, “Craig Woolheater Claims Christopher Noel is Confident that Hank Williams, Jr., Believes that Dyer Has A Bigfoot Body.”
William:
I’m thinking more along the lines of a .44 Magnum. Ruger, natch.
Evso Rivers:
“uncontroversial”
How big an eraser you got? Because controversial is all over it. It’d be like taking the “harbor” out of Pearl Harbor.
Volmar:
“What is Hank Williams, jr doing with the dead Bigfoot all of this time?”
You REALLY wouldn’t want to know.
edsbigfoot:
“anyone care to give thoughts on what we’ll see posted here on August 16th??? ”
More smiley faces. No. Really I don’t think we’ll see anything about it here.
if dyers messin with a celebrity like Hank Willliams Jr. just to divert attention away from himself,i would think that would be slander & he could be looking at some serious jail time. wouldnt this be his “second” strike?
“The Fifth of Many Reasons I am Still Confident that Christopher Noel is Either a Liar or Completely Incompetent.”
edsbigfoot On 16th August i predict all we will see is tumbleweed blowing across the road with the wind.
I’m wondering what tomorrow’s “Christopher Noël: Confident There is a Body Update” is going to be based on:
Tea Leaves
Tarot Cards
Astrology
The Face on Mars
A Voodoo Priest?
I for one will be glad when Aug 15 passes, so we can watch all this nonsense go quietly into the night.
Dconstrukt: Confident all these guys are jabronis and have no body.
Please. Paging Bernie Madoff!!!
The first thing a conman needs is a mark. Or in this case a Hank.
I don’t think Hank Jr would invest money without seeing the body. If he didn’t see the body first, he might need an attitude adjustment.
@Bodie — It might depend on how well lubricated he was at the time. After all, he’s not famous for the same reasons as Warren Buffet.
I think Hank Williams JR. should delay the unveiling of the bigfoot body ’til the first night of Monday Night Football to steal their thunder and ratings… Remember they kicked him off for not liking Obama.
“Hey this is ole Hank, ready to get the party started,
I got a pig on the fire, I got a bigfoot on ice,
and all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight!
LOL
“Hey this is ole Hank, ready to get the party started,
I got a pig on the fire, I got a bigfoot on ice,
and all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight!”
LOL
Christopher Noel becomes more and more convinced there is a Bigfoot body while the entire rest of the world who are sane, become more convinced there is no Bigfoot body. LOL
Chris, you have lost your mind. That is what happens when you believe and back known hoaxers and become more and more convinced of their lies. You lose all sense of reality and can no longer distinguish what makes sense and what does not make sense.
Chris, you predicted that Rick Dyer would show the world the Bigfoot body at the end of that so called film. Well, the film premiered. It was lackluster. Dyer left the Bigfoot community to try and make money on a book. How someone with such a low IQ can actually write a book is beyond me. But Dyer leaves, the film’s producer says there is no body, yet somehow Chris, you inexplicably go on believing even more.
You have lost it Chris! Wake up!
Who knows, maybe Dyer has either kidnapped Noel or hi-jacked his email account and thus these comments aren’t really coming from Chris. That would be more believable than some of this stuff being attributed to him. Either that or as some has suggested he has totally lost it, which is sad.
Maybe he caught the same disease Moneymaker must have gotten, when he was quoted as stating “Matilda” was real. Yikes!!
“Scams and hoaxes tend to fall apart over time. This story only gets stronger.”
Stronger???? See:
Psssssst! Hey Chris – I’ll let you in on a little secret: Rick Dyer is a liar and a fraud in my opinion. I’ll let you in on another secret: he previously lied and created a hoax about having a bigfoot body in his possession. That means that it is very, very, very, very likely that his present claim to have a bigfoot body in his possession is also a lie and a hoax.
I’m starting to get a bit worried that come August 15, 2013, when (not “if” – WHEN) Dyer comes up with some sort of horse manure – “Legal reasons are presently keeping me from disclosing the body” or “Our researchers do not feel this would be the best time to release proof of the body” or “Holy Crap! Someone stole the body!” – to explain why there’s no sasquatch body, that Christopher Noel is going to react very badly, finally understanding that he’s been duped and has exhibited a complete lack of common sense with all of this Rick Dyer nonsense. I hope that Chris will refrain from self-harm. Now if he wants to go up and punch Rick Dyer in the nose, well, I don’t condone violence, but I would certainly understand it. But I am concerned that Chris is showing such a complete and utter lack of common sense here that he has suffered a break from reality in a genuine psychological sense (i.e. I mean this comment to be one of genuine concern, not as an insult thrown out in an online argument). Chris, please get some help before things get really bad for you.
The above diagnosis is purely my opinion.