Loch Ness Monster Afraid of Charlie Sheen?
Posted by: Craig Woolheater on July 14th, 2013
According to Charlie Sheen:
Charlie Sheen claims his latest co-star was a total no-show simply because they were too afraid to face the awesomeness that is Charlie Sheen. That co-star? THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.
As TMZ previously reported, Sheen and a few pals traveled to Scotland to see if they could get a look at the infamous creature … but walked away with nothing.
Now Sheen tells TMZ the one they call “Nessie” was not beast enough to come out and play with the Warlock. He explains, “Clearly the monster labeled ‘Nessie’ stayed both hidden and ashamed as it knew deep in her own ancient heart to be NO match both in mythology or reality, to a Beast known throughout the Highlands, the Lowlands, and the Badlands, by one bone-chilling word: MaSheen.”
Source: Charlie Sheen The Loch Ness Monster Is Afraid of Me!
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005.
I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films:
OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.
Perhaps passing a distillery on the way to the Loch was a bad move?