McDonald’s Bigfoot Captured!

Posted by: Craig Woolheater on February 23rd, 2006

Well, a screen capture anyway…

McDonalds Bigfoot

The Burger King and Subservient Chicken got nothing on these guys I tell ya…

About Craig Woolheater
Co-founder of Cryptomundo in 2005. I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films: OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.

10 Responses to “McDonald’s Bigfoot Captured!”

  1. fuzzy responds:

    I’m still lovin’ it!

  2. J. responds:

    Ahh Foot, what are ya doing?! Do you know how much fat is in that stuff? Why do you think Ronald is frozen like he is?

    Go to Subway and eat healthier food.

    Hmm, Bigfoot and Jared….

    Then again, maybe ol Squatch should stick to his usual forest diet.

  3. vjmurphy responds:

    After subjecting the photo to several photoshop filters and carefully measuring the apparent size of the bench, I have determined that Ronald McDonald is approximately 7 feet tall. The dermal ridges on his feet show much scarring, likely from french-fry grease being spilled and walked upon.

    Testing of a white, greasy compound found near the scene has been completed: it is either clown makeup, mayonaisse or yak fur.

  4. Lee Murphy responds:

    What did an examination of the fecal matter turn up? Oh, sorry– that was a quarter-pounder with cheese!

  5. PBJ responds:

    Some aspiring artist should paint a picture like the Bogart/James Dean in a late nite diner scene…only with squatch, chupacabra, a gray (alien), nessie, all sitting there having a cup of joe. Think anyone would enjoy the irony?

  6. jaspershannon responds:

    The guy on the left is real, as for the red head…perhaps Peter Byrne can investigate, perhaps Lapseritis is a friend!

  7. iftheshoefits responds:

    Not another blobMac. Why cant we get a clear infocus picture of Ronald? The scientific community will never take us seriously until we produce clear photographic evidence or a body.

  8. CryptoInformant responds:

    Wait! What’s that? YES! I have found proof of its existance! The BigMac is real! I see one hiding under the bench!

    (yum) ;^)

  9. iftheshoefits responds:

    Taking a second look at the photo, I still see only a BlobSquatch and a McBlob; inconclusive proof of the existence of either one.

  10. CryptoInformant responds:

    Oh no! Indigestion! (shouldn’t have had that Big Mac) -)

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