More on Sasquatch DNA Press Conference
Posted by: Craig Woolheater on October 2nd, 2013
Sasquatch Genome Project Reveals Bigfoot Photos In Dallas
DALLAS (CBS 11 NEWS) – Bigfoot is real–just ask the researchers who have logged countless hours to prove their beliefs.
New photos and videos filled with never before seen images were released Tuesday by a group known as the Sasquatch Genome Project. They were in Dallas Tuesday to unveil its findings.
Dr. Melba Ketchum, a genetics scientist led the project. “We want people to understand this is a serious study,” said Ketchum.
The five-year study costs more than $500,000. It was funded by businessman Adrian Erickson.
Erikson says he has had numerous encounters with Sasquatch creatures–and says he has the images and science to back their existence. But he says he also understands the stigma and disbelief that comes with BigFoot.
“People have chosen not to believe it. They can’t find it in their minds to think these things exist.”
So the group of researchers and scientists set out to track what they call the furry people.
The group says it followed a mother and daughter in Kentucky collecting thermal imagery, daytime and nighttime video, along with, photos of massive hand and footprints.
The group says there are thousands of these creatures in the United States including right here in North Texas.
But the strongest evidence the group says its has is DNA evidence. They say it is like nothing that has been seen before in mammals or humans.
“This creature does not follow general rule,” said Dr. Ketchup. “What it does do is very different. We think it is human-hybrid. That is our theory.”
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I have appeared in or contributed to the following TV programs, documentaries and films:
OLN's Mysterious Encounters: "Caddo Critter", Southern Fried Bigfoot, Travel Channel's Weird Travels: "Bigfoot", History Channel's MonsterQuest: "Swamp Stalker", The Wild Man of the Navidad, Destination America's Monsters and Mysteries in America: Texas Terror - Lake Worth Monster, Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot: Return to Boggy Creek and Beast of the Bayou.
Craig if I told you I had Angelina Jolie stayin’ at mine last night an’ not only did I gather an enormous range of samples of her and my dna but I actually had a load o’ film of the enormous number of ways in which that dna was procured you’d quite rightly doubt my story if I then handed you a photo of a tatty ol’ sheepskin rug bundled up be’ind a load o’ branches and claimed it was Angie sleepin’ things off.
Personally I’d even be willin’ to forgo proof of dna if only Chuckles and co’d show me Angie the Anthropoid gettin’ up from behind them branches scratchin’ her arse and lookin’ straight at me Patty Sasquatch style. She can even girlishly and demurely cover up her hooters and other feminine trappings. All ashe has to do is stand there and look like a Sasquatch or Bigfoot human hybrid and not an old abandonned car mat tossed behind some bushes in the park.
I’ll even forego her groanin’ in Sasquatchese “Never again…didn’ I tell y’ stuff like that’s anatomically impossible for species with our type of neck?”
All she has t’do is jus’ stand there in plain sight like a baboon or even a zoo keeper on Animal Planet would.
ps FIRST!
This conference has given rise to a few comments and observations…
1. Time has not been kind to Ms. Ketchum.
2. The DNA project has cost in the millions of dollars? Seriously…
3. The video and photo evidence show a mid-priced, matted Chewbacca costume and mask that has been padded up to give the impression of size and bulk. Are any of these people actually oblivious to the fact that almost anyone, anywhere will be able to recognize a pop-culture icon like Chewbacca from Star Wars fame?
4. The premise of the sleeping Bigfoot video is so absurd that it defies rationalization. To come upon a lone, sleeping Bigfoot that is in such a stupor that you can film it up close and not record clear images of it’s face and other distinctive features is beyond belief or acceptability. Not to mention that if the animal truly is that incapacitated, it could be captured with limited difficulty and end the skeptical discussion for all time.
I truly need someone, perhaps here on Cryptomundo, to explain to me why anyone would be doing this when the final result cannot possibly have a positive outcome for them.
What is the possible reason for such incredible, inane foolishness? Some kind of viral campaign for a larger future event?
Oh well…perhaps I’m just getting old.
Cryptokellie, it’s not necessarily you that’s getting old, it’s the ridiculous “proof” like the stuff in this story that is past its expiration date.
Thanks RandyS…but I’m still getting old.
“This creature does not follow general rule,” said Dr. Ketchup.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… cough, cough… ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahaha… oh man, I’ve generally given up on this ever amounting to anything, but that was classic… made it almost worthwhile.
cryptokellie:
Like you, getting old. And like you, it seems to me there is a dimension to this debacle that simply doesn’t make sense from ANY point of view. That is, unless you believe Bigfoots run around in Wookie costumes. Not sure of “wookie” should be capitalized or not, so I’m hedging my bets.
Again, these “revelations” are genuinely puzzling, as they don’t make sense from any angle I can imagine. The “why” of this is the missing dimension, and without it, we’re just going to have to remain puzzled. I don’t like that. I don’t like it one little bit. Frankly, it’s maddening.
Whoa! Where did that wookie mask come from? It has to be out of context- no one would expect other people to believe it’s a bigfoot. Would they?
Does anyone else find Ketchum’s conclusion that the DNA shows that an unknown large primate mated with human women 15,000 years ago to be altogether implausible and outright ridiculous? Other than a mule, when have hybrid species with significantly different parents ever been viable for normal lifespans? Oh, and has she not paid attention to the fact that hybrid species, other than say, a wolf-dog, coy-dog, or coy-wolf, which do have identical DNA, are sterile?
Al Borky, if you actually are making serious points and want people to read what you wrote, drop the dumb folksy-redneck-speak. I stopped reading after a few sentences and I suspect that most other people found it a lot more tedious than clever, as well.
This so called project/study lost any creditibility when they released that video of the wookie costumed bigfoot they call Matilda. For Melba Ketchum to publicly accept that costumed fake as legitimate also totally discredits she and her study. She now has to be related to the long list of hoaxers, right up there with Tom Biscardi. End of story..
I agree, the only thing left to cap off this comedy would be the sudden appearance of Biscardi… 😉
“Discredits SHE”? I need four more hands for a proper face-palm, but have come up short-handed yet again…
Somewhere, just over the horizon, slogs towards us such a man…
Everybody!
Matilda, Matilda, Matilda she’ll make me money – I run Venezuela.
Five hundred dollars friends I spent,
On the costume and all the equipment,
Matilda, she’ll make me money – I run Venezuela.
Everybody!
Matilda, Matilda, Matilda she’ll make me money – I run Venezuela.
The whole thing is easy as can be,
Making money every time it’s on TV,
Don’t you know – Matilda, she’ll make me money – I run Venezuela.
A little louder now…
– With apologies to Harry Belafonte